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Saturday, June 24, 2006

Some pictures to ruminate on...

Hey, here is that picture of me wearing the wooden shoes. Mrs. Fab took the photo right after I got home from work, so you can still the lines from my dress socks. They must have been a little tight. But did you notice the important thing? Look how tan those babies are. I am a bronzed god! And I have the most fabulous pair of shoes!

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Okay, now this would have been a good reason to have a kid. Not because of all the love and nurturing and teaching and bonding and all that other crap. No, the best reason to have a kid is so you can pose him in photos such as this:
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Mandy was quite put off that I posted this picture. She thought it was totally disgusting. Have you ever heard the expression "Who pissed in your conflakes this morning?" I think we've answered that question here today, boys and girls.

Now here is a picture that my fiance, Dutchbitch sent me. It's a lemur with a mullet. She would not tell me where she got it from. I don't know if we should be keeping secrets from each other right off the bat...

My close personal friend Tricia sent me this lemur love pile picture a while ago, and I don't think I posted it. Or if I did, you're getting it again. Hey, what do you want, the blog is free, kids! Tricia is very tall, is a nurse, and has five blogs. That's all I'm sayin'.

Okay, get out and enjoy that weekend, my friends. But before you go, click on my renter, Jen. If you are really nice she may share with you her patented lovemaking technique that involves a fireplace poker, two pounds of butter, several small mice, some ground glass, and a lot of rubber bands.



Blogger Shelli said...

You are really freaking weird. Just like me. That is why we are siblings or maybe we are siblings and that is why we are both so freaking weird. It is a chicken and egg sort of thing

1:38 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Chicken and eggs?

Now I am hungry...

1:42 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

omg LOL

so uh... can this be considered child porn? ive never seen it before so I am not sure... hope the DA doesnt get wind of thjis post.... by the way i want to email it to everyone I know but am too scared of facing charges ! I will just be linking the HELL outa this post LOL

UPDATE: hubby checked out the photo, he said it is deff child porn,,,, but dammit its FUNNY

2:06 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

All I can think when I hear the word lemur is that "I like to move it, move it!" song from Madagascar. Sad, I know, but true.

The penis in the cereal bowl? Cruel, but damned funny. Now we know why you are the way you are - your parents posed you half naked in slightly demeaning yet strangely hilarious poses. Poor Mr. Fab.

3:09 AM  
Blogger MC said...

Somehow I am reminded of a two word phrase when I look at those lemurs. Cluster is one of the words, but for the life of me, I can't remember the other one. I think it starts with an f, but again, not so sure about that.

3:47 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Bluepaintred--Holy shit, I never thought of that. I can almost hear the government agents at the door now...

Erin--The way I am? What is wrong with they way I am? Hee hee.

MC--Fruitbasket. I think that is what you mean. Everyone enjoyes a cluster of fruitbaskets.

5:34 AM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Wow! Golden legs topped off with golden wooden shoes! Catch me, I'm swooning. :)

Yeah I think that might be child porn ... but now I know who pissed in my cornflakes this morning. LOL great picture.

Finally the cluster of lemurs. I wonder just how many are in that pile anyway?

5:55 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, LOL
Oh God forgive me!
Check out Mr. Fabulous' legs ;)

6:27 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Now hold it just there! Lemur gangbangs and mullets, should I be calling the RSPCA. LOL

7:02 AM  
Anonymous Blair Bitch said...

I'm never eating Kellogg's Corn Pops again.

Did you notice the kid's also flipping us off?

7:11 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Hey...your gonna crack a tile with those babies Mr. Fab!

I mean the shoes, not the kiddie porn.

7:34 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

The shoes? They are HOTT.

That's an ugly baby, no offense to it's parents, who I'm sure think he's adorable -- and also I'd agree about the picture itself being totally EW.

I can't believe mullets have crossed the species line.

10:38 AM  
Blogger marty said...

I think the mullet on the animal is from a Billy Ray Cyrus' affair gone wrong.

I'm wondering how my baby picture got on your blog.

I wonder if the Lemur pic was taken at a singles weekend.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

That kid is going to be scarred for life.

I am jealous that you have nicer looking legs than I do. The shoes are great!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, and mine are more hairy too.

11:33 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Nice leggs fab,i still think
those shoes are a little girley.
I hope i'm able to eat cereal
without that image coming to mind.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fab, are the shoes ALL you're wearing?

12:29 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Yuo have great legs Mr. Fab! The shoes are....interesting. Eclectic, maybe? ;-)

LOL! The pic. of your baby is hilarious!! Especially with the pissin' in the cornflake comment! I could see this on a poster.

Unfortunately due to the sickos in this world, I think it could be considered "kiddie porn." But damn it! To us parents it's just an adorably cute and hilarious toddler pic! :-)

PS. I'll click over to your renter.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

heh! LOVE you in the shoes, darling!

SO you!

as for that picture of the baby/cereal bowl....I've been sent that in a forward.

When I WORKED for the DA.

You're probably safe.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Wow. Who knew your legs were so hot?

4:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tricic--Wow, actual swooning! I am pleased LOL

Lorraine--I hope you are laughing with me not at me LOL

Suze-No, you should come join in! LOL

Blair--Isn't he precious?

Spidey--I know, I better tread carefully...

Amber--Evolution at it's finest!

Marty--I got it from your computer. I got a LOT of pictures. Let's talk.

Lynda--I've seen your legs--you're lying! LOL

Michele--Are you impugning my manly shoes? LOL

Dick--What do you think, big boy?

3T--Yeah, you're jealous of them, aren't you? :)

Pissy--DA? There are laws in Southern Alabama? :)

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm hoping yes.

4:52 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Mwa ha ha! I'm with 3T. Perverts aside, that pic of the kid is adorable.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I had to scroll through the comments to see how many people said you had nice legs. I think you do and I think that the shoes compliment them nicely.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Glamorous Redneck said...

OMG! That little boy picture is priceless!

I am jealous of you. Both for the tan and the shoes.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--You'll find out soon enough...

Dawn--Hee hee, I know :)

Leave--Well, bless your heart, my friend! :)

GlamRedneck--Let's see how jealous you are of my eventual skin cancer and fallen arches LOL

9:39 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

I can hear them clicking across the tile floor

10:25 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Those are some damned sexy shoes, mister!

10:34 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

You mean yours are more hairy?

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

I think she just wanted to prove that yes, her husband could fill size 15s.

1:02 AM  
Blogger JustMeTalking said...

Okay your legs are tanned, but uhm .... YOU CAN SEE YOU WORE SOCKS BEFORE YOU PUT THE WOODEN SHOES ON ...tssk !

4:31 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Yay! You are super tan. Nice gams Mr. Fab.

12:38 PM  
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