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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Why is this girl sad?

Could it be because she got her ass kicked by someone twice her age in a best of five pool match?

In a rematch of our December competition that my friend Robin had won 3-1, I swept her 3 games to zip yesterday afternoon.

Who's next? Name the stakes.

By the way, if you haven't clicked on my renter, please do so now. If we show her enough love she has promised to show Mrs. Fab and I the red light district if we ever get over to Holland. And I think she agreed to a three way with us, but I might have to double check on that.

34 Comments:

Anonymous Schadenfreude said...

Oh no, say it ain't so!

That Flintstones machine is really out of order?!?!

11:12 PM  
Blogger Bellarosa said...

That is quite a pout!

11:18 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I clicked the other day, because I love Dutch people. Especially since I am a Dutch person.

12:25 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Poor Robin. Being taken advantage of by an old man. She probably had to have one hand tied behind her back so you were able to win.

12:30 AM  
Blogger marty said...

She looks like someone contemplating a violent rampage. And to think you would be the cause.

12:40 AM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

Oh, and he's a pool shark too?!

12:52 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Hee, hee! I'm sure you could convince anyone in Holland to do anything after enough of their funny cigarettes!

12:52 AM  
Blogger Karl said...

Massive pout. Hey, that'd make a great band name!

I'll be happy to click over to your renter's blog (again) if she promises to show ME the Red Light District when I next visit Amsterdam. :)

1:48 AM  
Blogger Karl said...

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1:48 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

LOVE IT! I'm a "warped pool table" learned kinda shark. When do we leave for Amsterdam again? Just show me where to plant my two-lips!

2:25 AM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

Come on down under Mr Fab ... competition is warming up waiting for you!

2:28 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Schad--I KNOW! Can you believe it?

Bellarosa--She is a good pouter!

Lynda--Thanks for showing the love :)

Shelli--Did you not see the part about her beating me before? Hello? LOL

Marty--She's capapble of it, believe me!

Ficklechick--Not at all. It was all luck, actually :)

Shirley--Heck, I could probably get anyone in your neighborhood to do anything after enough of their funny cigarettes :)

Karl--I KNOW she would! She seems quite well aquainted with it...

Lady K--I'm packed and ready. Where the hell are you? :)

Pamela--I can't find a road that takes me to Australia...

4:03 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I suck at pool. You should have hustled people. I've clicked on your renter, but I also have her bookmarked, just like you and all my other daily reads.

6:38 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Yeah....those youngin's just don't realize us old timers still have game.

6:46 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I don't smoke.. No regular cigarettes and no "funny" cigarettes...

6:51 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I won't do that to myself. I bet you that a three year old would win against me! Now I'm off to visit your renter.

7:12 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

you should try a thumb war next

7:32 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

It's embarrassing really how youngsters think they help you when they let you win...they mean well!

7:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Leave--I suck at pool too. It was all luck, believe me!

Mike--Damn skippy, pardner!

Dutchy--What about crack? Are you on the pipe?

CS--Geez, a three year old? Wow, you must be pretty bad LOL

Katt--I would win, I have huge thumbs :)

Lorraine--Uh-oh, is that what happened?

7:37 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

What a pretty young girl to be so sad. Cheer up, Loser!!!

7:57 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Ooo...send me a tulip after your three-way, would you?

Thanks...you da best! ;)

8:20 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

you would beat me everytime..

8:55 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

I think you better check with Mrs Fab about that threesome 1st!

I am a crappy pool player.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

*waving hand in the air* Can I come to see the naughty ladies with you? ;)

9:45 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

LOL!
I'll be sure to check out your tenant Mr. Fab! :-) I wuldn't want you to miss out on some of Holland's culture. Or a possible three-way. LOL ;-)

3T

9:49 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Mr. Fab are you sure she did not let you win so you would not pout? Hmmmm??

I visited your renter's blog wow she had quite the scare!

I would kick your butt in pool, because I think you are cute when you pout, hehe!

11:11 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Maybe she's sad cause word got back to her about what a WHORE you are, perhaps?? :)

11:34 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Nope. I prefer spending my time on other nicer things ;-)

12:29 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Fab has a kinky side,don't try
anything with the cue stick,
some guys got in big trouble
for that here in california.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Got a table in the dining room Fab, whenever you're feeling up to it...

3:30 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

You are such a bad ass!

9:44 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Did you know that 12 years old is actually the age of consentual sex in Amsterdam?

Not sure what it is in lemur years though.

CP.

9:51 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

CP: that is not exactly true. That IS what the new pedofile political party wants to achieve though...

3:24 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

The red light district really doesn't live up to it's legend (or so I've been told).

3:49 PM  

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