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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Can you believe it? A knitting post!

A lot of bloggers are crafty. Not crafty as in sneaky, but crafty as in good at crafts.

There are a lot of bloggers out there who knit and crochet and cross stitch and all that yarny and needle-y crap. I have to admit, I find that stuff a bit of a snooze. But if it's a blog I read all the time, I still read about it. Okay, maybe I scan it, or skim it. But I pay enough attention to get the gist of it. I figure they don't really devour my posts about fantasy baseball or Blogmad, so it all evens out.

But now I am starting to change my tune. I had no idea that knitting could be so much fun!

Let's see, first thing I'm gonna need to get is some yarn...


Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

That's a fuckin' riot!

Is this person living in a padded cell? I hope?

6:40 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

That's it. You've definitely crossed the line with this post. It goes beyond funny to simply gross and disgusting.

I'll be back to look at them again later.

7:06 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Awesome! Kick-ass cool! I can't decide if I want you to make me the alligator or the unicorn! Surprise me.

7:24 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

I'm with Blair Bitch! Don't let that person out of that cell... Ever!

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

Where did you find this? At a "specialty" shop in Alabama?

7:50 AM  
Blogger T. said...

Those are awesome. The best knitting I've seen ever.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous dreamwalker said...

Love it!!

I knew a guy who used to make cakes like that...he had an album with photos of crash cakes etc. You would be surprised (or perhaps not) at how many orders he got :)

8:00 AM  
Blogger Itchy said...

This may have just convinced me to start knitting as well!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Finally someone does something with yarn that's good for the soul.

I want the tiger...

9:29 AM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

Who took the time to knit those?! I knit, but I don't blog about it. Mostly because I suck at it.

Here's another pattern you might want to try.

9:31 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

omigod those are great.

Since I know your first project will be a gift for your special sis, the Pup, I want the girl with the scissors plunged into her. Make her blonde, and old, and stupid with a heart shaped diamond engagement ring.....
OH and she should secretly be a trailer trash ho from Tennessee who happened to get lucky and marry one day become my boss lady...

please oh please hurry. And while you're in the middle of your project, just plunge those knitting needles in her little body...any old where you please.

Thanks bro.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'll stick to making scarves and blankets.

9:41 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

That last one of the head looks like what I have been wanting to do to a certain colleague over the past few weeks... It just doesn't look like him... Can you make one with blond curly hair for me?

9:55 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

OHHH that was way too funny! I wish I could knit.. I would make tons of those..LOL...
When you start making them.. please send me one!

10:11 AM  
Blogger apositivepessimist said...

ahh a craft that is only limited by yer imagination or the lack of it.

hmmm I wonder if I could get my oldies at my daycare to start some of these projects...maybe if I said we'd send them to the psych hospital instead of the kiddy one.

10:17 AM  
Blogger michele said...

So you knit in your spare time
fess up,it's nothing wrong with
it Rosie Grier does it and he's
all man.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

Fucking twisted!!
I love it.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Leon said...

LOL. Love that post. Pretty cool for a knitting post.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

That is freakin' hilarious! I want to do that! I wonder if the same person did all of them? I need lessons quick!!! I bet you could start a business and sell the shit out of that sick stuff! I'm hooked!

1:13 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Must...have...RED... yaaarnn....!!!!!

1:15 PM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Ooooo...I want a Unicorn!!! ;)

2:04 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

lmao...I've seen that knitting site before. her work rocks my socks... ;D

2:32 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

LOve the shark one and the tiger one.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

How cool! I wonder if they come in kits!

3:08 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

LMAO. Do they knit "other" things too? *nudge, nudge*

3:30 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Wow! Those are very disturbing. Especially compared to the cute little bunnies that I crochet!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

I'm not sure which one is my favorite - they're all so cute!

If I send you the yarn will you make me the decaptitated head?


4:38 PM  
Blogger Chief Slacker said...

Now that's the way to knit! Though I agree with some others here, I really hope the knitting needs are of the extra saftey kind or this person likely used then in multiple homicides.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

I've been telling you for months now that knitting is cool.

7:08 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...


11:08 PM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

Isn't it strange that Strawberries and Mangos never get a name for being agro ... like they don't even make it in to the knitted aggro items HUH!

(Just read your guest spot on Mike's blog ... v.impressive ... you are hiding some of your talents here Mango Boy!)

1:00 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i'll buy the yarn if you will make me the shark!

2:29 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Of course, creative endeavours are to let out overwhelming feelings...
Wow I'm in AWE (and a bit weary)

4:06 AM  
Anonymous kristarella said...

Hehehe, i like!

4:17 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Blair--Hey, if I could find this person, I'd kidnap her, keep her in a padded cell in my house, and make her churn these things out and I'd sell them for a pretty penny.

Blogarita--I knew you cannot look away...

Shelli--Oh, it's the unicorn for you, definitely!

CS--I am quite sure she will never see the light of day!

Kyle--No one in Alabama is this clever!

T--It's high quality, old world craftsmanship!

Dreamwalker--Now THAT is a bakery I would patronize!

Itchy--You don't now? I thought all chicks did LOL

Megan--Exactly! It heals. It soothes. It calms...

Ficklechick--LMAO A knitted uterus, VERY nice!

Pup--Hey, anything for you, sis, you know that!

Tense Teacher--Scarves and blankets in Mississippi?

Dutchy--Please fill out our online order form...

Sandi--Maybe one of a manicurist sticking her scissors into someone's dirty unwashed foot...

APP-I LIKE it! Push those fuckers further over the edge!

Michele--Is he? Is he REALLY?

Serra--I knew it would be right up your alley!

Leon--Who knew? LOL Thanks for stopping by!

Ms. M--I know, we could make a fortune!

Jozee--Easy now...focus...

Stacy--I can totally see that!

Webmiztris--When that happens, how do you get your socks unrocked?

Lori--I thought you might! LOL

Attila--Beats me. If they did I might try my hand at it LOL

Suze--Anything is possible :)

ABB--Ooh, I like bunnies though. Don't do bad things to bunnies!

Sudiegirl--Send me a C note and I'll send you a real decapitated head.

Chief--I think it's worth losing a few people in the name of art, don't you?

Dixie--You were right! You are so wise!

MP--Hee hee

Pamela--Talents? I don't know about that. I'm just a dork.

Bluepaintred--If I take it up, I'll let you know LOL

Lorraine--These were probably made by a Canadian :)

Kristarella--Aren't they cool?

4:48 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Good luck w/your knitting venture. I think you'll do just fine.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, they're for the 10 cold days we get each year.

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

Holy shit that's demented.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous TJ said...

These are Great! And here I thought knitting was boring. . . that is some creative shit right there.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Daedalus said...

what does one do with such a thing after it has been knitted?

9:18 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I am going to learn to knit in September. Of course, I am going to learn to make hats for chemo patients but maybe I can branch out.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

These are amazing CROCHETED pieces!!!! Can you post the source?
That would be awesome!

10:02 AM  

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