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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Damn it!

I can't find my Bluetooth earpiece.

I'm like freakin' Job lately.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

25 Comments:

Blogger Jod{i} said...

its probably with my phone charger...My new phone charger..like 2 days old new. THat I cant find and this cheap a** phone the cmapny bought doesnt hold a charge longer than 2 days..here's hoping for no Emergencies!

4:49 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Shit!

Hope you find it!

4:54 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Check your car. I am sure it will turn up.

I hate when I can't find something.

4:58 PM  
Blogger Motor City Monk said...

Damn, that's what those freakin' things are. I've seen people wearing 'em in their cars and for the life of me couldn't figure out what they were doing with 'em. Blue tooth, eh? What's the purpose - just connect you to your phone?

5:04 PM  
Blogger snackiepoo said...

Ummmm, I have a pink Motorola one that you can have ;)

5:11 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jod{i}--Well, if you find my earpiece with it, please let me know!

Pissy--What do YOU know about it, hmm? :)

Lynda--I've looked everywhere. It has GOTTA be around here somewhere.

MCMonk--Yep, hands free wireless baby, the only way to go!

5:14 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Snackipoo--Pink, huh? Hmm...you hang on to that one, I'll keep looking LOL

5:16 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Man, Job had a bad life. I hope that God doesn't replace Mrs. Fab with a knock-off like he did for Job... that'd suck.

5:21 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Come on fab comparing your
situation with Job?
Job had it a tad worse than
you do.lol

I'm with lynda it's probably
in the car,or under the bed
or between the pillows of
the sofa or the dog got hold
of it,there's to many
scenario's.
Seek and ye shall find!

5:36 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

check under teh couch... or mrs fab

6:03 PM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

poor mr fab. I always check my pockets last but that is usually where small items are. Or check your ear too. I spent an hour frantically searching for the ipod attached to my pants one day.

6:04 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I hope you aren't like Job. I like Mrs. Fab too much!

6:28 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Erin--He did that? I'm a little rusty on my Bible readings...

Michele--Well, something tells me my trials and tribulayions may not be over...If the dog took it I'll be pretty pissed, because we don't have a dog...

Blue--Let me see if I can get her off the couch...

Katt--LOL I can totally see you doing that!

Lynda--Is this a pillar of salt deal? Or was that someone else?

6:45 PM  
Blogger T said...

if it were at my house the dog would have eaten it. He ate 3 of mine... bastard...

(ps.. don't ask me why but your really cute when you swear..:) )

7:02 PM  
Blogger Tense Teacher said...

Job? Are you going to start wearing sackcloth and ashes next? You might start a new fashion trend.

7:31 PM  
Blogger michele said...

I could have swore you had a dog,
my bad.Maybe the person that got
you canned did it.You said
when you went to the car,your
computer was gone.Maybe they
took that too,people are so petty.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

T--Thanks, I will try to swear more often!

Tense Teacher--Sackcloth? That is not a very slimming look...

Michele--I would have thought I would have forgotten it at work, as I was pretty shell shocked, but I was talking on it on my way home as I called people to let them know I had been axed.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Easy as Pie...look at where you usually keep it at home, then look straigth down, under whatever happens to be in the way. It is where it slid from its regular space. Could be in between, under or over its regular home!
Or could be in the bathroom in the magazine rack of with the towels ;)
You'll find it!

12:28 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I think the pillar of salt had to do with STDs. My husband is so much better with this than I am.

1:04 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, did you find it yet? Maybe the bunnies ate it!

1:04 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--I don't know about all that. I was disracted by your talk of pie :)

Lynda--STDs in the Bible?

2:19 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I swear to God. I leave for the weekend and you fall apart. Lose your earpiece, swearing manically, joining myspace, losing battles left and right. WTF!?

2:55 AM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

WTF do you need an earpiece for? To look cool?

3:10 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Don't you DARE go out of town again. You tell Jason right this instant!

MSnay--Well yeah. It's either that or stuff the front of my underpants with a potato.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Yeah, there is some story about sodomy and gonorrhea. Ask my husband. He use to be in a religious cult.

1:18 PM  

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