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Friday, July 07, 2006

Friday potpourri

***Dixie from Dixie Peach nailed it! Mandy, Fantastagirl, and Leave all guessed there that are 300 CDs in my home CD changer, and Dixie guessed 267. I went and checked, and by golly she got it perfect! I wonder if she is spying on me...

Thanks to everyone who participated. I think people seemed to like the contest, so we'll have another one down the line if I can think of a theme. Dixie, you will receive notification of your $50 gift certificate to Mystickal Incense & More in the next day or two. Enjoy!

***I need to clear up a couple of misconceptions about my 5K. I don't run it, I walk it. I walk it at a pretty good clip, and it's not a flat route, but it's still walking. And I don't do it every day, although I am trying to get myself to the point where I do it six days a week.

***I appreciate everyone's advice about the air conditioner leak. I painted all the affected areas I could with Killz, and I used a spray cleaner on the carpet and sprayed a lot of that Oust air freshener.

Consequently, most of the house smells fine now, but the den still smells like ass. So I am meeting a carpet cleaning company here at noon on Monday and they will do their thing. And hopefully that will be the end of it.

It is not good to have a room that smells like ass. I bet the maids freak out today.

***And now the softer side of Mr. Fab. I had a very special office mate yesterday at work:
Meet Nicholas. He is Jennifer's son. He had a doctor's appointment today so Jennifer brought him to work instead of daycare. Every time he would start to fuss she would rush in because she was afraid I would be pissed off. Hardly. I was enchanted by the young lad, and I spent about a half hour holding him and playing with him and talking to him.

I like babies. I wouldn't want one, but I like them in the short term. Especially when I don't have to clean up baby poop.

***A couple of days ago when I posted about Carefree, Ginnie made the comment that it might be fun to name ourselves after products and she wondered what product name I would take for myself. I think it is obvious:

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You can have a lot of fun with product names. The Swiss Miss gave Mr. Clean a Hummer behind the Log Cabin. It was a real Slurpee.

What product would you pick for your new name?

***Most days I drink a lot of water. I was wondering today if I saved all my urine during the course of a 24 hour period if it would fill a gallon jug. See what happens when I am left alone with my thoughts?

***Hey, everyone have a great weekend. Have I told you lately that I love you all? Well, I do.
Have some fun this weekend. We may try to brave the crowds and see Pirates 2. We are dying to see it. Or we may go down to Orlando to see the Mrs. Fab's parents. Or we may just kick back with some malt liquor and black tar heroin.

It's all good.


Blogger Lorraine said...

Sooo many things to say, so little time, so I'll just shut up. Have a FANtastic weekend :)

5:03 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I'll have to think about what product I would name myself. Why don't you name me for me.

Have a great weekend! I'm going to Conneticut myself.

Have fun!

6:14 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--You as well, my fabulous photog friend!

Pud--I've been to Connecticut. I think I'd rather have the black tar heroin.

Have a great one, anyway! :)

6:51 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ok now i will go back and read the post

7:02 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ohhh i do so like me a wittle baby! cute kid.

did you make up the box of fab or is there really such a thing? to think i could have you on a shelf in my laundry room...

and thanks a lot , now i want a slurpee.

im going back to bed now...

7:06 AM  
Blogger Itchy said...

Of course I'd be Snickers...'cause I really satisfy! Oh yeah!

7:08 AM  
Blogger marty said...

I would name myself "jerk chicken" for any number of reasons.

7:35 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I think you should just do the heroin then when the carpet cleaners get there you should leap out of closet shirtless and scream "MOOOD NIPPPPLES!"

blog about that!

7:59 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

Product names? I have Wessonality like Florence Henderson

8:00 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

I'm dying to see Pirates. Can.Not.Wait.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

Awww Fab. We love you back!

9:48 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Porsche - there is no substitute.

Happy Weekend, bro. Let us know how the movie is if you see it. I'm dying to go, too!

9:54 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Since there is no shortage of things to do down Florida, I'm sure you'll have an eventful weekend.

Our family is heading to the Kutztown Festival this weekend. Good ole PA German-Dutch fun for all.

And that baby is adorable. I think all babies are adorable, but one sprog is enough for me.

10:10 AM  
Blogger D said...

I saw that episode of CSI where the girl had such a crazy eating disorder that she weighed everything that went in and out of her body. Now I'm not OCD like that, but I've wondered how much actually comes out....

10:15 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

How's my favorite whoreman doing?? I have missed you this week! :) No one calling me a whore when I most needed it! :)

Miss me while I'm gone, again! :)

10:36 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

That baby is so cute! Does Jennifer know you are putting her son all over the internet?

Even walking 5K, ugh. Maybe one day I will be in that frame of mind.

My husband has a 2.2 liter bladder. He is above average. They measured him during a hospital stay. I have wondered about mine, since I drink about 10 glasses a day minimum and he likes to brag about his bladder size. (Is this TMI?)

I don't wonder about the other stuff d mentioned. lol.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I am Mountain Dew.

So just Dew me.

Do the Dew.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Oh, skip the BTH and Malt Liquor and eat the Fab detergent with a spoon. It will be equally destructive, I am sure.

We will be seeing the movie on Saturday afternoon. I have a daughter who has it MAJORLY for Mr. Depp. I keep trying to tell her he is older than I am, but she is in love and won't listen. Huge crush, huge!

11:17 AM  
Blogger michele said...

I am Cambell's soup because i am
mmm mmm good.
Have a great weekend!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

How long does it take you to do 5K?

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww Mr Fab has a soft side for babies. The poop ain't that bad!

Ok I am lying! LOL!

Have a good weekend!

1:25 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

awwhh baby!

1:31 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

wait.. there was more to your post than just the baby?



1:31 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

You know, when I was pregnant with my daughter, they DID give me a gallon jug to store pee in for 24 hours. I think they were measuring output, or something.

Imagine an 8-months-pregnant woman who is generally cranky under the best of circumstances trying to pee into a jug.

1:36 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

Now, if I was in front of your for your morning walk would you be tempted to run?

Have a great Friday and watch out for the babies they grow on you, you know. LOL

2:33 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Wow! I am stunned! I'm a good guesser, I guess!

Thank you, Mr. Fab! You live up to your name!

3:40 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Bluepaintred--There really is such a laundry detergent. Ask for it by name!

Itchy--ooooh, good one! :)

Marty--Also a good one. Very apt LOL

Katt--You made me LOL with the first comment, then I LOL again at the second one. No lie!

Laughter IS the best medicine!

Pixie and Megan--I'll let you guys know. I think we're gonna brave the crowd tomorrow--first show.

Attila--You are so sweet! :)

Maidink--That looks really cool! Have fun!

Sprog? That's a new one on me...

D--You could always check it out...

Tracy--Whore! Where are you going now? Whore! Whore!

Lynda--I asked Jennifer first, and she said it was okay. I instructed her to make a comment about what I great guy I was today, and it must have slipped her mind...

Lori--I LIKE that! Very nice!

Shelli--Eating Fab...hmm...that has a ring to it. I am always telling people to eat me LOL

Michele--Nice! Another good one!

Heather--Usually between 55-60 minutes. It's not a breakneck pace, but it's hilly. I will eventually work up to jogging part of it and I'll start timing myself officially.

Mimi--The poop is VERY bad LOL

Tabz--Something tells me you like babies :)

CP--Now that I think about it, that's what got the idea, from a pregnant woman at work...

Suze--You KNOW I would LOL. And I'd catch you!

Dixie--You earned it! Enjoy!

5:11 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Urine real trouble if you have no other thoughts running through your head than a gallon of pee.

5:27 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Well, I would obviously be Dawn the dish liquid.

And, as for how much urine you'd pass in a day, my son has to do 24-urine test all the time. They give me these HUGE jug containers and he almost fills it to the top...and he's only 9-years old.

He drinks 8 glasses of water a day for his kidney problem, so if you drink that much, I'm betting you could fill up a pretty large container, too.

Want me to ask for two containers on his next check-up visit? I seriously will and send one to you!

Oh wait! I actually have a regular urine measuring container thingie that they gave me a long time ago. You'd have to keep track of your measurements and add them each time you go because it isn't large and you'd have to dump it out each time.

I could totally send it to you and then you can give us a read out of your urine output! Or, I can get one of the huge measuring jugs from the doctor.

I'll seriously tell her something like this, "This weird blogger guy wants to see how much urine he puts out in a day. Can I have an extra container so he can measure his piss?" ROFL! Don't put it past me...I would seriously do it!

It's not as fancy as Dutch shoes, and probably not good enough to add me to your harem, but it would be fun!

9:48 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

Have a great weekend!

We are going on Monday to see Pirates my son is coming out of his skin with excitement. I feel bad because they are saying it not so great and I hate for him to be disappointed.

I hope the smell leaves your room!

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

Enjoy your weekend and Malt beverage.
Mr. Clean is out!

11:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Kari--A pun? I love it!

ABB--The offer is awesome, but I ran it by Mrs. Fab and she was less than enthusiastic. Don't you need to keep it in the fridge during the experiment. She will not go for that.

Not enough to add you to the harem? Well, I was not aware I had a harem per se, but if you want in, just say the word. I already have you up on a pedestal!

Eric--I love you, man.

4:46 AM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Aww, you are so sweet! :) Is there a big fist at the top of the pedestal that's holding me up? ROFL!

For the 24-hour urine thingie, you do need to keep it in the fridge (and it IS gross), but if you're just using it to measure your output, you don't have to refrigerate it.

When my son has his tests, I dedicate one shelf on the fridge door just for the urine container and then sanitize it afterwards. It's still really gross, though!

4:31 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

God I wanna fuck that woman.

12:09 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

You are soooo Heavy Duty, Mr. Fab! I knew it all along.

10:01 AM  

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