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Monday, July 10, 2006

Hey look ma, I made a meme!

Okay, the other day I threatened to make a meme and over the weekend I did. There are 50 questions and I call it Meme-ology. I had fun with it. If I had more time I would tinker with it, but I have a tendency to over-tinker, and I wanted to post it today, so I have learned to let go.

I know not all of you do memes, and that's cool. But if you like it, feel free to use it. They come in handy on days that you don't know what to write. And I don't think this one requires any great thought (we here at "The Drivel" are not big fans of "great thought"). I am not going to tag anyone, I am just throwing it out there into the void, and we'll see if it has legs. Hopefully I came up with at least some ideas that have not been done yet.

As far as Mrs. Fab's family, remind me to tell you about Cousin Freddie tomorrow. I bet you can't trump the story of Cousin Freddie...


What is your salad dressing of choice?
Bleu Cheese, almost always
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? It probably varies, but I would say Taco Bell
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Maggiano's. Unfortunately I can only eat there when I am in Atlanta
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%. If the service is horrible, I will do 10% and if the service is outstanding, I will do 30%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza. It's so versatile!
Name three foods you detest above all others. Peanut butter, sushi, calamari
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Sweet and sour chicken, always
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Extra cheese and pepperoni. Everything else is negotiable
What do you like to put on your toast? Just margarine 95% of the time
What is your favorite type of gum? Dentyne Ice

Number of contacts in your cell phone?
91. Why aren't you in there? I need more text message buddies!
Number of contacts in your email address book? 187. I had no idea. That seems like a lot.
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Reservoir Dogs. But it's time for a change.
What is your screensaver on your computer? Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Ditto.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Not. A. Single. One. Go ahead and check...
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 3
How many televisions are in your house?
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? I would have said electric can opener, but Mrs. Fab says it's the mixer. And I guess she's right, because I didn't know we had a mixer...
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Hmm...that is a tough one, because I usually listen to the 70's station on XM radio. When I do listen to a station in town it is usually 92.5 Classic Rock.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None. Unless Mrs. Fab is hiding something from me. Wait. Does it count if I stick batteries up my ass?

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
My eyes.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed.
Do you like your smile? No. I usually have more of a smirk, anyway.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Um...just wisdom teeth.
Would you like to? I guess you can have my appendix if you really want it...
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? I prefer it, even if I am only going to be a minute. I don't know why. But it's not a must.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? This is a tough one for me. Who thought this stuff up. I am going to say touch. But I have no real reason for it. All my senses are dull LOL
When was the last time you had a cavity? Good question. I would say 6 years ago or so, but I am supposed to call my dentist today about some xrays they took last week, so who knows...
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? 50 pound bags of cracked corn. You want to know why, don't you? Suffer!
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Once about 20 years ago, but just for a few seconds. No, I take that back, I got hit by a car in junior high, too. So, twice.

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I go back and forth on this. Right
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I actually really like my first name.
How do you express your artistic side? Through my writing. And maybe some blood drive promotions.
What color do you think you look best in? I think I look best in black. Mrs. Fab says blue. How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Whoo, boy. I like to think I could last a long time on my wits and smarts, but it is hard to ingratiate yourself with sociopaths.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I thought about this for a long time. I don't think so, unless you consider a bug a non-food item
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? I can honestly say that I would not be tempted by anyone on either side of our family.
How often do you go to church? I don't. I hear good things though...God, right?
Have you ever saved someone’s life? No, I can't say that I have.
Has someone ever saved yours?
I am pretty sure Mrs. Fab did by marrying me, but as for pulling me from the jaws of mortal danger, no.

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
I would probably do it for a quarter of that, but yes.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Absolutely.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Hmm...if Mrs. Fab approved, I might have to negotiate up to $15,000.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Yes, but that would be the minimum, and I think I would prefer a cool quarter million.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Boy, what does it say that this is the toughest one for me to answer. No, I would not. It would take a quarter million, same as my finger.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Sure. I'll do it today if you want.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Hmm...I don't know how much damage you can do to yourself doing this. Maybe for $2500 I would. But I would want to research it first.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No question about it. I'll take as many as you want me to at a million per. I'll do it for half that a head if you let me pick the people. I am completely serious. Look into my eyes.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? I already do the head so...yeah probably.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? baseball, no Seinfeld, no HBO...yeah, I would do it but I would not be happy with it.

Tag some people you love, or offer it up to your peeps. Or send me an email with naked pictures of yourself.

Those are your only three options.


Blogger Shelli said...

I am in your cell phone contacts. Duh!

I know, I know why you lift cracked corn! hee hee

It isn't true that you haven't saved anyone's life. You saved mine.

I am NOT sending you naked pictures, but I will put it on both of my blogs, but with different answers for each blog. For obvious reasons. ;-)

11:22 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I got to be first again! Woo hoo!

11:23 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

But how much would you tip the pizza guy? You claim to be fabulous, so I'm expecting -- and hoping -- to hear $5 or 20%.

Shelli - you can send me naked pictures. I won't share them with Mr. Maybe-Fabulous.

11:34 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Fab, I don't know if I can do the meme on my blog for Monday. I just did the 62 meme on Saturday. Oh, the dilemma.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

OHHhhh, I am in on the meme.. so good.
ummm, I think you might regret me sending you nude photos..LOL.. really.

and sure I want to be in your phone directory and would love to have you in mine!
oooooo, I am a text addict! :)

12:04 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I actuallay kinda like this meme.....I will do it.....this week.

Good job, Fab ;)

12:25 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i'm sending the naked pictures and doing the meme

12:58 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Unless you really are pervy and want a picture of me as a baby, there are no naked pics for you.

But the meme will show up on my blog. Can't say when, but when you least expect it, expect it.

1:51 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I posted it on both blogs. And I did it on the other blog in place of SS. Feel the love? ;)

3:18 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Well, it's not like I pulled you from a burning building or anything...

Malnurtered Snay--The pizza guy gets a minimum of $5. Never anything less.

Sandi--I sent you the phone number :)

Chelle--Thanks, buddy!

Bluepaintred--I got the photo, thanks hon! Have you considered electrolysis? :)

Blogarita--No worries, I have cameras in your bathroom :)

3:21 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Close enough.

4:38 AM  
Blogger apositivepessimist said...

heh now THAT’S a cool meme...will steal [with credit ;)] and keep in mind for mah peeps as you say.

5:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I don't have any naked pictures of MYSELF to email you, but I have a few of my former political rivals in compromising positions with their 'escorts' if you want them. I've got some Quayle, Kennedy, Boxer, and Hart (alot of Mr. Hart) stock I could pick from. Just let me know.

5:23 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

ahhhh you sweet blogger you...the three items in the food category, are some of my favourites :)
Everyday we know a little more about you. But for the total experience I need to play with one of your photos. So can you e-mail me one?

5:45 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

I feel so. So. Soooo, close to you now Mr.Fab :)

7:44 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Great meme, but wouldn't it be more fun to tag some people and have them hate you for a few days?

7:49 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Ohhhh...this looks fun! When I have some time I'll read and pilfer.

8:09 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Drama queen :)

APP--Thanks for stopping by, and um...nice ass?

Dick--No, they must be of YOU

Lorraine--Hopefully the second try worked...

Spidey--Haven't we always been close? :)

Leave--Perhaps, but you know me, I am all about the love!

Pixie--Be my guest!

8:37 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Hmmm, it could be a challenge, but I'll do the meme.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I like the Dare-ology section. It's good to know how much you will sell your soul for.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

I did think about it once when I was a teen but I figured if they dont likeme hairy then thats their problem! Glad you enjoyed it!

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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quite find what I was looking for. I'm looking for
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I made over $900 last month having fun!
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9:40 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

I'm in, but not until next week. I blog early...

You now have a perfect excuse to come and visit me some time. We have a Maggiano's. I love that place!

Oh, and don't you donate blood? Then I bet you have saved a life. In a more literal sense than you saved Shelli's.

9:48 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

I just did a meme today....
I hate meme's

Hate, hate, hate them.

I don't believe I'm in your cell contacts. We need to fix that.
fabby crack corn and I don't care.

I love the section on what you would do for money.
Very thought provoking.

The Pup

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know. I'd hate to think they might "fall into the wrong hands". I may run for public office again.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Maidink--Up to you, my friend :)

Pud--I'm a whore, no question about it!

Bluepaintred--I think I'll put the picture on my desk at work :)

Megan--I should a have thought of the blood donation factor! How did I miss that? I am DOWN for a Maggiano's visit. Let's do it!

Pup--I'll send you the number, sis!

Dick--How bad could it be?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Im working on getting more bra pics for you. She is still hungover from lastnight, but as soon as she sobers up, I am sure she will change her mind.

11:10 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Cool meme I will do it sometime this week. I will share naked photos with you but then I will have to kill ya being they are top secret confidential. Oh yeah I answered your question on my blog. :)

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


11:28 AM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

I love these answers! and I'm with you on the pizza. Though I can also go 2 weeks eating only fried chicken too.

Oh, and the money answers, I only think the one with kissing for $100, walking down the street for $100,000 and having sex with same sex for $10,000 are doable. The others would have up the ante. I mean, the naked pictures are going to be around forever, I'd have to have plenty, plenty of money to live on forever and give to my kids. $200,000 is not enough.

But very cool list, i don't think I have ever had S&S chicken. I like Orange Chicken though.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Bluepaintred--You are a good friend. To both of us :)

Beady--Fair enough LOL

Dick--Prove it :)

GunnGirl--So greedy..It's like I don't even know you anymore LOL

11:58 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Well we know a lot more about
you and you are one cool cat
in my book.

I would drink a bottle of hot
sauce for a thousand, not
habanero though.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way, Fab! You'll just have to guess!

12:26 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

hey, mr. hitman! I wish I had the cash...there's a few people I wouldn't mind you taking out for me!

30%? well, you ARE fabulous, aren't you?!

12:35 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

I think this is a totally cool Meme! Congratulations Mr. Fab, for creating a totally cool Meme!
:-) And I plan on doing this one too! It might be later in the week, as I have to write a post for a girlfriend who is participating in the Blogathon 2006. As she is doing it for the charity American Cancer Society, which is one I support!

The money shots in this Meme? I couldn't give up blogging. I just couldn't! My family would be so disappointed in me, not giving it up for the bucks. :-( Oh and I couldn't take a human life, even for a million. Well maybe an evil child pedophile murderer....then I could. I think. Waxing? No problemo...I practically do that already. OK, except for the head. But for $5,000 I could do it. A pinkyt finger? Who needs it to begin with? It's just to hold out while drinking tea, and I prefer coffee anyway. ;-)

Fun Meme, Mr. Fab!

PS. Looking forward to your cousin story. (Those are always good) ;-)

12:59 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

I did your damn meme.

AND I sent a naked pic.

So there.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I have a copy?

1:13 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, I will try this. Maybe not tonight, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon.

You don't have me as a phone contact. You never asked. :p I didn't know you were collecting them.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, and the naked picture is in the mail.

1:19 PM  
Blogger T. said...

wow! That's quite the meme.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Takes one to know one.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

I'm with you on the 3 foods you detest. Now, here's $100,000 and I'll get my camera. ;)

2:32 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I tried to send the email with pics of me naked in your wooden shoes numerous times but it keeps being blocked by your firewall!

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since many of our peeps are the same, I won't tag anyone, but I most definitely will do this meme sometime during the week. You done good with this one.

And, as far as the pics go... My avatar is showing more skin than I care to have photographed, so you'll just have to live with that.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL I love this site, great posts and even better comments. Bookmarking this one! PS I always tip the pizza guy once, we invited him in for pizza and a dube. Was a memory thats for sure...

5:21 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

That's a long-ass meme but I did it!

5:49 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Michele-Something tells me you like your food spicy! :)

Shelli--I know you are but what am I?

Tense Teacher--Always the difficult one, aren't you? LOL

Suze--For YOU? I'd do it for free :)

Dawn--It was kinda long, wasn't it? Thanks! :)

Webmiztris--Well, pick the one you hate the most. I'll do that one gratis. If you are happy with our service, tell your friends!

CP--I LOVED that picture!

Dutchy--Umm...keep trying please! LOL

3T--I am sponosring a couple bloggers too. It's a great idea!

Lynda--I sent ya the number ;)

T--I always overdo things :)

5:57 PM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

HA....a great meme. But we expected no less from Fab.

Enjoyed the read dude!

6:40 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

detest Peanut butter??

Even reeses pieces?

now that's just crazy talk

9:32 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I'll do the meme - probably will show up this week...

10:13 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

I will do your meme on my blog maybe this week...actually I think its pretty good! BTW..the naked pictures are in the mail;))

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

I guess we'll be going to Maggiano's to hear you order with an accent.

10:42 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

What the hell, I'll play.

10:58 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

why would you put batteries there???

11:28 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

I could live off of pizza and I detest peanutbutter despite it being one of my sons favorites this is how bad I hate peanutbutter ever since my son was old enough to make his own sandwich with the stuff I showed him how so I dont have to deal with it.

If I sent you a naked picture how would you know if it is me or Beady?

12:01 AM  
Blogger Kayla said...

No relatives you'd make a pass at??
Good man, you are :)
I say all my relatives look like they just stepped out of the crypt!

12:13 AM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Hmm. Sex questions. Yet still shall I skip it. I did two memes recently -- that's more than enough for me.

2:02 AM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I already posted here! I'm stupid.

2:03 AM  
Blogger La Chou said...

I did it Mr. Fab...I did your meme.

3:31 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

MD'er--Thank you, my brother!

Jen--You expected sane talk from me?

MSnay--Damn, we did so want to learn more about your sex life though!

Lori--Oh, I'LL know! :)

Fantastagirl--I will look forward to it!

PeeBugg--Because I can fit more there than in my mouth :)

Kayla--Well, you are a very attractive woman, so your genes had to come from SOMEWHERE LOL

Catch--I can't wait! :)

Eric--You pick the accent, and I'll do it!

Nobody--Thanks, dude!

6:20 AM  
Blogger D said...

All i saw when i read this was "Mangina". I can't do it.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Um, I am so excited to do this meme!

30% tip??? That is above and beyond and I loves it!

3:04 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

You never text message me :(:(:( Pouts

Great mememe!!!

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Karen said...

I know, I'm behind, but I want to play, too. I I think I'll post it for the weekend, as I'll be gone.
& I *heart* bleu cheese too!!

10:00 AM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

I'm posting mine tomorrow.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Karizma said...

Just found your site and I'm hooked. Cool meme. As much as I may consider the nude pic, the best I can do is a pic of my tattoo! :-)

9:23 PM  

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