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Sunday, July 02, 2006

How to save big money!

I got home from work a little early on Friday, after coming from the tanning salon (yeah, I know, I have a rough life). I stood on the front porch. Hesistantly I put my key in the lock. I turned it. I took a deep breath. I opened the door and stepped in.

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Cool, cool air.

Mrs. Fab had stayed behind and waited for the A/C guys in the morning. I hadn't heard from her, so I assumed all had gone well, but I still couldn't know for sure until I got home.

But all was well in the House of Fab.

In the kitchen, the bill from the A/C company was on the table. $800. Ouch! That hurt.

Oh well. Gotta have the air conditioning in Florida in the summer. Gotta. No way around it.
It still kinda stung though. That's a pretty big hit to take out of the blue like that. Stupid house.

I looked at it again. The bill wasn't very detailed. Eight big ones. Shit.

When Mrs. Fab got home I asked her how long it had taken them to fix it.

"Ten minutes."

"Ten minutes? Eight hundred dollars for ten minutes work!?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I saw the bill for $800!"

"It was $80."

"Are you sure?"

"Uh, yeah, I wrote the check. Duh!" (Okay, she didn't say "duh" but I'm pretty sure it was implied)

I got up and looked more carefully. Sure enough, there was only one zero, but it kind of had a double loop.

"Oh. $80. Well, that's better."

The thing is, I now feel as if I have saved $720 somehow. I really do. I feel pretty good about that. Maybe I should take some of that money and buy some stuff.

Oh man, too bad I didn't think it said $8000...

In other news (see how considerate I am by putting all this in one post) my friend Tricia sent me another lemur pick. She is always looking for goofy stuff for her blog Odd Planet (one of her five blogs thank you very much) and when she gets a lemur hit she sends it my way:

Aren't they adorable? Don't you just want to dip their ringed tales in bosco and paint chocolate mustaches on statues in the park?

Whoa. Where did that come from?

And finally, I will leave you with a few cartoons that made me chuckle:

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You have until 7 PM tonight to enter the contest. Currently there is a four way tie for first place!

Happy Sunday, everyone!

40 Comments:

Blogger kattbanjo said...

with your savings, you should buy yourself a lemur!

6:42 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Make sure you pace yourself while spending that extra $720!

10:15 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Spend your savings on me. My birthday is coming up, you know.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I was going to suggest that 80 of us, your biggest fans each send you 10, and you'd be fine. Ok I know my looney isn't up to your dollar, but it's the thought that counts :)

11:21 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Imaginary savings huh? I have
a question about lemurs can they
be trained are they rodents?
A/c working again that's cool.lol

12:20 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Um, you did save $720.00 Mr. Fab. My bill WAS a little over $800.00 two years ago.

So time to spend your savings!

3T

12:45 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

You live in Gainsville Florida, and you go to a TANNING salon....HAHahahahaaaa!!!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Not that there's anything WRONG with that, of course...

12:49 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I seriously need to try that with the money. I'll tell my husband that I went to the doctor and they had to run tests and the bill is $600 and I'll write the check and put it in the checkbook. Then, a week later I'll say I was wrong and our insurance covered it so now I can buy my new camera lens!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I want what Heather's drinking.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Battlerocker said...

I love surprises like that. Even though I haven’t actually saved any money, I spend the difference like a banshee since I had already 'written it off.' And three cheers for AC.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

I get the same feeling when I buy clothing with 50% off. Alex sees it differently he thinks I would have saved more had I not bought the clothes in the first place.

I suppose you can't argue with that. (Even if he is wrong. LOL)

Hope you are having a great holiday weekend over there.

1:49 PM  
Blogger T. said...

Cute Lemur pic! You should definitely go out and spend $720 now.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

I think you should buy yourself an icecream maker and a bar (A mini-bar) and invite us all....sounds like a plan, huh? ;)...Nothing beats cool air on these hot summer days...=)

2:12 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Awwww...I loves me some lemurs.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Katt--I could buy a lot of lemurs with that dough!

Lynda--Good point. I don't want to strain something...

Shelli--Oh that's right. And the big 5-0 is quite a milestone :)

Lorraine--I could have always knocked over another liquor store...

Michele--I believe they are primates...

3T--I love the way you think! Perfect!

Dick--It's a lot more convenient, silly.

Heather--Perfect! Just don't over-use it...

Battlerocker--Good game! Are banshees known for being spendthrifts?

Suze--I would never take Alex's side against yours. Hope you're having fun!

T--I'm off to the mall, let's go!

Shannon--Excellent plan! Come on over anytime!

Kara--LOL, you're so silly!

3:33 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I wanna know how you got by with such a small a/c repair bill! Thats unreal! I would DIE without my a/c today, i would pay $800 or $8000. Not sure where I would get it from but I would.

Enjoy your frosty home!

4:48 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

If mel would pay $8,000 to repair his/her ac, I'm not doing much these days.... just give me a call. I'll be there.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

If I am going to be 50, that must mean you are closing in on 60.

5:03 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

How many lemurs could you buy for $720.00?

Just wonderin'......

5:26 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--No, but 60 is close to my IQ..

Pissy--I gotta think at least three or four...

Mel--It was just a clogged line :) And I think they gave us a break. Mrs. Fab knows everyone...

6:14 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Can I take part in the next contest? I promise I'll TRY not to cheat. You have my "word".

6:20 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Awesome! You can throw a lemur party with all that moolah. Hooray!

In other news (you're welcome for putting this all into one comment), have you heard of Elvis roses?

6:37 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Funny how saving money on one thing makes you feel like spending on something else, no? I do the exact same thing.

7:04 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

*snort*. I recognize your financial rationalization...the sort that's gotten me in debt in the past!

Lemurs are just about the cutest things in the world, next to kittens and baby pandas...

7:07 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Love the lemurs.

Excellent break on the A/C bill. Phew!

8:23 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--Of course! You are always welcome here, you whackjob :)

Shirley--Elvis roses? No....

Zhadi and Dawn--Nice to meet other lemur fans :)

Erin--I know! Just the way our brains work I guess...

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

I can't see a pic of a lemur now and not think of that wacko from Madagascar...I like to move it, move it.

Great. New song, please. See what you made me do?

9:23 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Can you do my taxes this year?

10:08 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Blogmad hit - mooolah!

10:58 PM  
Blogger Belinda said...

Now, that is a GENIUS money-management method. You should write a Dave Ramsey-style book immediately and cash in. Where the price is printed on the jacket, have the printer add an extra zero or two, and by the time people have purchased the book, they will have TOTAL comprehension of the Mr. Fabulous System!

11:18 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

I WISH I had me some a/c...omg it got hot here in Mn today! sheesh...
Glad yours if fixed though.:)

could always use that money to come visit me and your sister.....

12:14 AM  
Blogger Annie said...

I would love to save $720. I'm trying to think of something I can buy right now in order to get the savings...
Wait a minute. That's not how it works is it?

12:18 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

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12:33 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Yeah, Mrs. Fabulous could surprise you with any number of Elvis roses!

12:37 AM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Howdy, glad to hear your managed to save some bucks on the A/C lol. Its funny I also work like that - spend it on something else - ok so where exactly did i save? Our minds play nasty tricks on us!

12:48 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Marty--I can, but we'll both end up in jail...

Shirley--Umm...still not getting it...

Annie--I guess not, but I wish it did. Thanks for stopping by!

New mom--Doesn't seem fair. Stupid mind!

Sandi--It gets hot in Minnesota?

Belinda--That is a great idea! You should totally be my editor and publicist!

Shannon--Oh no, you can't blame me for that LOL

5:49 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Found a company that imprints pictures of Elvis onto roses, and immediately thought of you!

Now if only they would imprint pictures of lemur orgies.

12:32 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

So tell me. Why do you go to a tanning salon when you live in Florida?? You know, the Sunshine State? ;)

1:04 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

I thought you bought a whole new A/C system when I read that. Jesus, that would've scared me too!

4:49 PM  

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