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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Important information you NEED!

When I come back in from doing my 5K in the morning, my clothes are wringing wet with sweat, so the first I do is take them off, and then I set about making breakfast for myself.

Which means that while I am in the kitchen rustling up some food, I am naked, sweaty, flushed, and still breathing heavily.

Does that do anything for you?

67 Comments:

Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

It made me lose my appetite? Does that count? I'm just kidding. It does nothing for me.

6:26 AM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

Nope nada - running sweat is different from other kinds of sweat. ;)

Hope you aren't frying anything - that could hurt!

6:36 AM  
Blogger Just-Me-Jen said...

Well, that all depends on what you're cooking! Heh.
And why aren't you jumping directly into the shower after you strip, ya nasty? Then you could make breakfast naked and clean, and serve it to Mrs. Fab in bed. Woo hoo!

7:04 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Leave--That's good. It probably shouldn't LOL

Tricia--Nope, I only either toast or microwave!

Jen--She doesn't get up until later. And she doesn't usually eat much breakfast. Otherwise I would!

7:13 AM  
Blogger CP said...

Yes, it does a lot for me. I hope you are making anchovies and eggs too. With a slab of liver and onions on the side. That would be hot. Then, make sure you drizzle some pancake syrup under your armpits. Make those farting noises. You know, those big suction like sounds? I love that. It's like a mating call.

Yes. It's a huge turn on. Much better than the standard morning wood I see around this place.

CP.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I am still in shock that you run 5K every morning.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Well, hell yes! If my part-timer ran 5 k came home sweaty, stripped of his clothes, started breakfast, well let me tell you, IT would burn ;)

Way to go Mr. Fab, I'm sure Mrs. Fab is grateful

7:52 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

It makes me hungry. What did you make? I want some waffles

8:20 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

running sweat = gross...

other kinds of sweat = hot....

guess where my mind is this morning...sorry....

8:25 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Oh Baby you know it does!!

8:33 AM  
Blogger Itchy said...

For some reason it makes me desire french toast...

8:43 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

5k + sweat + breakfast = everything that is needed to start the day.

8:45 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I will take a hamburger with all the extras on it and some fries since you are fixing breakfast.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Josh said...

It made me momentarily question my heterosexuality, and also your choice in hygeine priorities. :oP

9:00 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Nope, nothing here!

9:15 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--Anything for you, baby, you know that! :)

Lynda--Well, I walk 5K. It's at a brisk pace, but it's still walking :)

Lorraine--A topical cream should take care of that burning...

Katt--Ooh, I LIKE waffles!

Fantastagirl--Pervert :)

Pud--I knew it would :)

Itchy--I have never had French toast...

Lori--I agree! The best way to start the day!

Beady--A woman after my own heart!

Josh--Well, I towel off, you know...

9:17 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

bro:
don't fry bacon in this state....
I'm just saying...

protection don't only mean a love glove...

kisses.

oh yeah and you always set my heart a flutter when you say naked...

later.
The Pup.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

It would if you threw in some maple syrup. ;)

9:21 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

My eyes! My eyes! Oh, the burning!

9:35 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

No, nothing. I think that's the way it is supposed to be.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

You're ignoring me, aren't you. Did I "cross the line"? Damn...

9:37 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

You know, if you simply did the 5k run sans clothes you could get to breakfast a lil quicker....just saying.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Great. Now I'll have that image running through my head every time I close my eyes.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Maidink said...

Oooo, just thinking of it is making my bellybutton pucker and unpucker.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Tense Teacher said...

Oooooooh, I hope bacon isn't on the menu - Ouch.

Nope, nakedness in and of itself is not a turn on. It's not the ship, it's the motion of the ocean that does it for me.

TMI?

10:27 AM  
Blogger D said...

Not at all.

But it makes me wonder why some people sweat more than others. Me, I am a big time sweater. When I exercise its like I have jumped in a pool with my clothes on.

11:01 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Not really besides sweat might
get in the food.I've seen cooks
sweat fall on the grill before,
i'm still dealing with that and
it was 8 years ago.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Noi Rocker said...

Yes! You just made my day! Oh wait...I think I am gonna be sick.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Umm, sorry, no. Unless you make bacon whilst naked, and that would make me (truly) laugh out loud. Then I could call you Mr. Burns.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Don't pay attention to them, Fab. You know that we all think you're beautiful.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

BTW, Tense Teacher - WooHooo!!

12:45 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Well, I laughed when I read the post. Does that count? :)

12:54 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

Nope, nothing. I'm a whole lot less hungry now though.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

What's for dinner?

2:48 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

BTW, Nobody, did anyone ever tell you what broad, manly shoulders you have?

2:58 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Megan has nice lips.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Actually, I think you're all beautiful!

3:00 PM  
Blogger Maritza said...

A man who cooks can sweat all he wants as far as I'm concerned.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

Good Lawdy, does it do anything for Mrs. F?

Okay, you made me do it. Go to my blog and play along Mr. F!

3:29 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

oh dear oh dear oh dear

here in canada we don't do such uncivalized things as sweating. we pay americans to do it for us.

good to see im getting good on my tax dollars

wait
that was rude

ignore that!

3:54 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Oh, go on, please don't stop! ;)

Actually, if you'd said you'd just gotten out of the shower or, ahem, doing something else sweaty it might have done something. But, sweaty and food doesn't go together.

Still naked Mr. Fab....has possibilities.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Two Write Hands said...

nothing whatsoever, but thanks for trying.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pup--Fluttering hearts are a good thing!

Shelli--I think you are right!

Megan--Oh stop, you love it!

Suze--We can do that :)

CP--Wash them out with cold water!

Dick--Not at all my friend, just busy today :)

Mike--Now THAT is food for thought, my friend!

Maidink--Is that a good thing?

Tense Teacher--Not at all! In fact feel free to divulge more!

D--I am right there with you. Lots of sweat!

Michele--Well, I'm just popping something into the microwave, so no worries!

Erin--I bet I could fry bacon!

Noi--Running a little hot and cold there, eh?

Dick--You're beautiful too, my friend!

ABB--Yes, the judges will take that!

Marzita--I'll keep that in mind! :)

Ms M.--I'm headed over...

Bluepaintred--And I'm working for you as hard as I can! LOL

Gunn Girl--You are correct. The possibilities are endless...

Two Right Hands--Well, it's all for charity, so what's the diff? :)

4:22 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

You say it, but do you MEAN it?? DO you????

4:43 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Oh and Fab, welcome to my message board! It's so good of you to stop by for a visit...

4:44 PM  
Blogger Metal Mark said...

Uh..no except that I can identify with it because I do the same thing after I run.

4:50 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

* thump *

Sorry, I fainted from too much excitement...

5:03 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

So who is left picking your sweaty clothes up and putting them in the washing machine, anyway? Or do you just leave them there until the next morning?

5:04 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

No, but only because you're in the wrong kitchen. For it to do me again good, I mean. [insert frantic backpedaling here] Because obviously, you're in the right kitchen if it's the one you share with Mrs. Fab, and...

Oh. Never mind.

/gets coat

5:19 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--How would you like me to prove it? :)

Metal Mark--My man! Word!

Dutchy--I put them in the laundry room, thank you very much! Geez! LOL

Dawn--Okay, I will come up and cook naked in your kitchen...

6:00 PM  
Blogger T said...

It doesn't take much to turn me on nowadays Mr. Fab- No dating remember? Besides, until I find your clone, a single clone that is, no one will be good enough. You've raised the bar my dear...Unless CP switched teams and takes me with her ;).

6:31 PM  
Blogger Maritza said...

A sweaty blogmad hit to you!

6:31 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

You can prove it by making me an omelette for breakfast. I like wheat toast, also.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Some Girl said...

It must do something for 52 people since that's how many comments you have! I think your a comment whore....ok, so i'm jealous...

6:40 PM  
Blogger Antonette said...

I need visual proof please.

6:49 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Waaaaitttt a minute...do you do a 5K every morning??? Jesus, I need to go exercise now. Maybe afterwards tear off my clothes and cook dinner! I wonder if I will be to even get to the dinner part??

6:59 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

T--I will FIGHT you for CP to the ends of the earth :)

Maritza--My favorite kind!

Dick--How about some Pop Tarts?

Some Girl--Well, I am sure I am some kind of whore LOL

Antonette--Careful what you wish for...

7:04 PM  
Blogger bozette said...

I'm not on your blogroll any how so I'm not scared LOL

8:16 PM  
Blogger T said...

Bring it ;)

8:50 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Are you trying to compete w/the carpet smell?

11:28 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Makes me feel sorry for Mrs Fab?

12:19 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

well if we were having donuts for breakfast I guess i would wonder how many you could bring to the table ;))

1:25 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i am totally gettin gup at five forty five my time to try and be first on this damn blog

damn you i need my sleep!

1:58 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Am I the only one who see's the connection between the "ass" smelling den and the nekkie breakfast?
Muuuuhhaaaaaawwwwww!!!

7:26 AM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

*swoons*

Okay, but make sure you bring a note from Mrs. Fab.

(wonders just how many donuts she DOES need to buy...)

4:30 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

Interesting but sweaty is not my style! But you are sexy as hell!

11:32 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Hmm. My appetite has informed me its going on vacation and will be back never.

12:11 AM  

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