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Saturday, July 15, 2006

It's Saturday, break out the lemurs!

How do people show their love for me? With fabulous cash prizes? Promises of the delights of pleasures of the flesh? Brand new automobiles?

Nope. They send me lemur pictures.

This little beauty was sent to me by Cranky Prof. How hot is this? How many of you are gonna grab this off the blog and use it to fuel your own masturbatory fantasies? Let's have a show of hands, please...

You would think it is the lingerie, but it's the pipe that does it for me.

Bluepaintred sent me this one and tried to get me to believe that it was a naked photo of her. But I know better than that. I happen to know that she is actually slightly hairier than this. How do I know?

Hidden cameras.

I thought I had posted this before, but I can't find it in my pictures folder so perhaps I didn't. If I did, here it is again. Tricia sent me this. She is always looking for weird stuff for her blog Odd Planet. It seems I've typed that line before. So maybe I have posted this one. Maybe I should just shut up and move on...

And now, if you can believe it, there is a blog called Lemur Girl! Plus that is the name she goes by. Plus her email name is fluff_munster and somehow that sounds delightfully naughty.

The only problem is she is from England. So you can't understand what she's saying. I swear, I wish people would learn to speak American. Jeez!

I mean, pub? Flat? Mummy? Bum? Lift? Lord Mountbatten?

I give up.

"People...people who kill people...are the luckiest the world..."

I admit to having had a facination with serial killers for a long time, ever since I read Ann Rule's The Stranger Beside Me shortly after it first came out.

It hasn't been a constant area of interest, but every couple of years or so I'll delve back into it. I know a lot of people probably find this morbid. Well, I can't help that. I am facinated by what makes these people tick.

We have had more than our share of serial killers here in Florida.

Anyway, my blogging buddy Barb has started a blog about serial killers. It's entitled Dead Silence and it is damn good. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I suggest taking a look. Don't worry, there are no gross pictures that I have seen when I've been over there.

If you want to see gross pictures, I can always post a photo of me, naked except for the wooden shoes, covered from head to toe in raspberry jelly. Masturbating.

No? Okay.


Blogger Shelli said... minds eye...You are my brother, damn it!

12:11 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

On a completely different note--I aaaammmm first!!!!

12:12 AM  
Blogger Geek said...

Does that show of hands have to be both hands???

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you had me until you said raspberry jelly; if you had said grape jelly, I might have been interested in the pic. But now, no, you sicko.

1:02 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Something about that Photoshopped lemur picture does seem dirty. I think it's that her naughty parts aren't covered by the corset. How funny!

Nice segue into the serial killer bit, too. *laugh*

Dude, I bet the lemurs LOVE raspberry jelly. Do they?

1:10 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I wish people would learn to speak American.

It's ENGLISH deary..."American" is NOT a language :)

Canadians, on the other hand, well, we DO have our own language....."Grab your touque and sit on the chesterfield with some KD and poutine and homo milk, eh? And Take off,eh... you HOSER...thats MY 2-4!" hehe

lol ;)

2:37 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I'm glad to see that you are back to your lemur lovin' self, babe! Call me crazy but I like you that way!

3:19 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Oh my. Now I feel I have to find a pict of a glamourous lemur for you. But no jelly!

3:24 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

A Corset and a Pipe, the contrast is so Mr. Fabulous!

5:18 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--You are not allowed to picture me like that! I'm telling mom!

Geek--No feel free to occupy the other one however you see fit :)

Tense Teacher--I could be talked into half and half...

Erin--You bet they do! They lick it off me with wild abandon!

Chelle--Okay, now I have to know what 2-4 means, that sounds kinda cool!

Dutchy--You're crazy! Hee hee.

CS--How about marmalade?

Lorraine--No doubt about it, I am complicated :)

5:38 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

It's your fault. I'm telling!

6:13 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Dearest Mr.Fab,
You never cease to amuse me each and every morning whilest I drinkith my morning coffee.
I thank you for thatith.

Have a great weekend you lumer loving masterbatory whacko!

7:26 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

that lemur is pretty cute but i still like the bush baby better!

7:29 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Brat! :)

Spidey--I exist but to serve, my web spinning friend!

Katt--Well, you know what they say. A lemur in the hand...wait...A bush in your lemur in your bush...well, you know what I mean!

7:34 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Hey, I like raspberry jelly...;)

7:42 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

HAHAHa! I posted some things for you. come see me....

7:51 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Do you know any serial killers who have their own blogs? That w/b awesome.

8:00 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

I have to say I'm a tad insulted that you didn't post the picture of the bumper sticker I sent you. For shame, Fab. For shame.

I'm a sucker for those true crime books. It all started when a highschool friend of mine was murdered by her husband and they wrote a book about it. Scary but true.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Lemurgirl said...

Ooo! Linky goodness!

Thanking you muchly :)

And I like raspberry jelly, i prefer green jelly though. Oh hang on, you mean jelly like jam right? Well now I feel like a fool... I was talking about jello.

Bloody language differences...


9:15 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Yeah, you'd better get over to Katt's! you're gonna love it!

Nice pictures, btw. That first one?

Reeaaaallllyyyy disturbing!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Well Fab....a 2-4 or "twofour" is a case of 24 beer :) pfft...I'm Canadian....what else did ya think I meant?? SOmething sexual??? hehe ;)

10:24 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Stacy--Well come on up and eat your fill :)

Katt--Whoo-hoo! I just made a mess!

Marty--That would be cool, actually. Well, you have a blog. Just start killing people :)

Blair--You know what? You are right. I just looked for it now so I could add it but I can't find it. I owe you!

Lemurgirl--Hey, us lemur lovers have to stick together. We're a dying breed!

Pissy--If by disutbing you mean incredibly arousing, I agree!

Chelle--LMAO I didn't know what to think. Especially with you! :)

10:39 AM  
Blogger Mister Gravely said...

I was afraid this blog was going to degenerate to "this".

11:11 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Lemurs,serial killers and
masterbation oh my!

11:18 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

ha ha ha.... man you crack me up.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

im game if its strawberryjelly, but raspberry?

Where exactly is the hidden camera ??? I want to know what room to be in when i "play"

11:55 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

On the comment about speaking American, when I went to Holland, my aunt told me the English speak English and Americans speak American because it is totally different context. Sometimes I say American just for clarification purposes, but I do say English.

I can't read anything about serial killers. It messes with my mind too much. I am oddly fascinated but also get exteremly paranoid and depressed. On that note, try reading John Douglas some time. Excellent books! I will send you mine, if you want. (I really can't read them.)

I am not commenting on the lemur stuff. Some things are just best left to the imagination.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Maritza said...

Taking a break to visit you and I'm so glad I did! I love serial killers and lemurs! You just become more and more fabuloso every day!

12:31 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Mr. Gravely--Okay, Dick LOL

Michele--So poetic! Hee hee.

Fantastagirl--I hope that's a good thing! :)

Bluepaintred--The flavor is negotiable, LOL. Oh and they are in every room except the bathrooms. I have my limits :)

Lynda--John Douglas...ooh, I love to find new authors. I'll check him out!

Maritza--Yes, serail killers and lemurs make the world go round! LOL

2:35 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Alright. I finally feel the need to "come out of the tree." Well, actually, I'm kind of being forced, because a photo has surfaced of a lemur orgie I had at my house and it's now being circulated thoughout the media:

3:03 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

Thanks man, Thats a load off.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Mister Gravely said...

Awwww, you guessed. Damn... You're just too good to stay away from.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ok fab I just got back from the grocery store. I have the strawberry jam, when should we start?

Dick Gravely...why did you TRY to stay away? Pointless Drivle is like a drug addiction!

in fact Im hopped up on pain meds and struggling to type, but Im here

3:43 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Ooo...I love true crime stuff. Scares me to pieces. Thanks for the blog tip!

4:04 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

ABB--ROFLMFA! I KNEW it! It's always the right wing Christians that are freaky! LOL

Bluepaintred--We can start as soon as you get doen here. And bring the pain meds!

Mr. Gravely--I am wise beyond my tender years.

Dixie--It's really good! You'll enjoy it!

5:08 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

Available for English/ American translations if needed.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

ROFLMAO!!! That's all. Just laughing my ass off!

You crack me up Mr. Fab!

8:37 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

I know what you mean about the fascination with serial killers. They're scary as hell 'cause they have no sense of empathy. And they don't like lemurs either.

8:50 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

You are so SILLY>>> He I want to see the nekid w/wooden shoes picture!

10:36 PM  
Blogger Itchy said...

I am fascinated by serial killers and can read about them all day. I've wondered about my sanity a couple of times. I've decided I'm fine. At least the voices told me I am...

11:25 PM  
Blogger karaoke queen said...

Oooooo sexy. I have an outfit exactly like that. That lemur has fine taste.

11:38 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

ohhhhh you use raspberry jelly? I never thought of that...

what the hell did Chelle say??? I better start learning Canadian fast, huh?

12:43 AM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

(Just trying to increase the drama attached to being Mango boy here ....) So .... do Lemurs like Mangos do you think?

3:59 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ms. Demmie---I may take you up on that!

3T--LOL Happy to be of assistance!

Itchy--Always trust the voices. I do!

KQueen--Feel free to share pictures with us! :)

Pamela--They LOVE Mangos! Can't get enough LOL

Zhadi--I disgree. I think most serial killers are lemur-friendly :)

Cherish--If I showed you a picture like that you would go blind! LOL

Sandi--Yep. I don't know how you guys are gonna communicate!

6:09 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

So, what is wrong with the British! *stomps foot* FYI, I now use the word ass as part of my writing, I read so many US blogs that it is rubbing off on to me. Oh err! that sounded rude. ;)

11:23 AM  
Blogger peebugg said...


The one with the pipe and the's a guy??? Is he a trans-sexual???

11:55 AM  
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3:10 AM  

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