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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Just so you know...

The movie Little Man starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans opens on July 14.

This looks, to me, like the stupidest movie ever. The trailers make me cringe. Literally.

If any of you go to see this movie, and you like it, and you tell me you went to it and liked it, I am going to have to remove you from my blogroll LOL.

Plus I am going to have you reported to...something. There must be some department in charge of rounding people up who like movies like this. I don't think that it would be going too far to advocate forced sterilization for those people.

I am guessing that the rating at Rotten Tomatoes will end up being about...14%.

Here comes the trailer again...

Please make it stop.


Anonymous Tricia said...

Guess my blogroll standing is safe -

I feel the same way ... I fastforward through that commercial or if I have to sit through it I'm gritting my teeth.

You know how they often only show the best parts on trailers and commercials? Well if those are the best parts that moving is going to sink fast.


6:42 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tricia--I knew you were a person of very discerning and refined tastes and sensibilities :)

7:10 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I am way ahead of you Fabman. Or with you. Or something.

I just don't like that kind of "comedy". I think you give Rotten Tomatoes too much credit. Not 0%?

7:32 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I don't go out to movies, there's people!

7:48 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

I've seen the trailers but I'm still convinced that nothing could be as bad as Dumb and Dumber. My kids thought that just because there is a "baby" in the movie that it was a kid's movie! Sad to say, I had to disappoint them.

8:07 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I agree! I think any movie withthose two in it is gonna be horrible. SAme with thise Earnest movies And any movie with Cybill SHepherd, those are the WORST!(Teehee)

8:22 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

That has to be the worst movie - the Incredibles will not be going.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Itchy said...

I'll not be seeing this one either. It looks like a big pile of stupid to me. I think I'd rather sit home and watch Ace Ventura...*shudder*

8:45 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Lucky for me, I've missed that trailer so far. They don't show it much, I guess, during PBS Kids time.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Well, if this image is anything to go by, I don't think I will be looking this one up in the UK.

9:20 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lynda--Hmm...0% might be closer to the truth...

Lorraine--You little misanthrope, you!

Blair--I think this one will give that one a run for its money...

Katt-LMAO :)

Fantastagirl--The Incredibles are very wise!

Itchy--A big pile of stupid is a good way to put it!

Blogarita--I would think not LOL

9:36 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I saw the trailer for the first time last night. I agree. It looks so stupid it makes me want to hurl!

9:38 AM  
Blogger D said...

Ugh, I close my eyes and choke down the vomit when this trailer comes on. It pains me that someone invested money in this piece of crap.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

I think anyone who would actually go and see it would be to ashamed to admit they did, besides why waist your money on crapola.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

hmmm hadnt heard of this one. when does it come out ? if i wait to see it on vidio does that count?

3:56 PM  
Blogger Metal Mark said...

It does look like a real stinker that's for sure.

4:52 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Hurling is the proper response!

Bluepaintred--If you rent it, I will only take you off the blogroll for 10 days. That seems fair :)

Lori--Exactly! I would rather spend my money on hookers and blow!

Metal Mark--Great minds think alike!

6:05 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Seriously. Who the frick is paying for the Wayans to keep making this crap??? You know there are starving children in Africa!

6:56 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Comparisons to Schindler's List will not be made anytime soon?

11:30 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

The Wayans are officially Hollywood mafia at this point. There is no other explanation as to why this movie was greenlit. Someone should be sleepin' wit' da fishes for this one...

12:11 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Did you see White Chicks? If so what did you think?

11:33 PM  

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