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Saturday, July 08, 2006

Low Impact post! No heavy lifting!

Hey, it's Saturday. Who wants to read a long post? Aren't I thoughtful? Who wants to have my baby? I have never tried fisting. Anyone want to fess up?
I don't have Alzheimers, but I sometimes have trouble with directions.
I hate rotaries.

I hope everyone is having a lovely weekend. I am going to try to write my own meme this weekend and then on Monday see if anyone wants to do it.

Okay, if you won't have my baby, can I dress up as your baby?

I've said too much.

Be good, fly low, stay cool!

55 Comments:

Blogger Shelli said...

Very funny signs. I will do the meme with you. No wait, that sounded kinky and I am your sister. Oh hell, you know what I mean.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

hee hee...I waaasss firrrst!

9:31 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Ummm...isn't it Friday still? You're confusing me. :)

9:34 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Oh, and about the fisting fess-up. I've never done it, but I think I can safely say that when my Italian husband (hint, hint) "goes in the backdoor" it's the same result!

Seriously. He just paid that door a visit days ago and I'm still suffering from it!

So, I don't need no stinkin' fists! (no pun intended there)

TMI? LOL

9:53 PM  
Blogger DrM2B said...

iM IN ....ON THE MEME THAT IS.....not the baby thing......ew!

10:02 PM  
Blogger DrM2B said...

OMG...just read ablondebloggers (um...needs shorter name there please.....) anywho...LOL riot...stinkin fist...

10:03 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

Sometimes I think I'm getting early onset Alzheimers. I forget so many things lately- I have to write myself notes to remember things I want to get done daily. Sad HUH?
Cute kid-I'm with you on the diapers though.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very funny signs.

Holy cow blonde blogger! Just a tad TMI!!! Hahaha!

10:10 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I'm done having kids...sorry no babies here....

Maybe I'll do the meme with ya though.

11:08 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

I would have your baby, Fab....but you and Mrs. Fab have to raise it. My babies are almost grown up and I can almost feel the peace and quiet...:)

I want to read your meme before I commit to doing it.. but I probably will!

11:17 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Where is that woman in the fisting sign sticking her hand?!

If you and Mrs Fab have babies, I will raise them as my own.

11:26 PM  
Blogger cherish said...

LMAO the signs are hysterical....

I have never tried fisting but I have a friend who said it takes a long time and much patience.

Have a great Saturday!

11:27 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Excuse me.

I need to back up here.

Blonde? Um, the backdoor? Please tell me you are only referring to doggie style. Surely you aren't all about the anal. You're a good Christian woman! How dare you! Anal sex does not provide for the possibility of procreation and makes you a heathen.

See you in hell.

I'll be the one carrying the buckets of lube. *LMAO*

I love ya, girl. You are too funny.

Fab...? Will you wear a diaper for me? Suck a bottle?

Or um, is breastfeeding more your thing?

CP.

11:34 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I go out of my way to avoid the roundabout in Towson. Fuggedahbootit!

12:18 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Yes Blondeblogger...TMI! lol But thanks for sharing.

3:36 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

You ARE thoughtful, and considerate, and masculine yet sensitive (and, um, somewhat egotistical but nobody's perfect). Yes, you'd make an excellent gay trucker.

4:33 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Yes, I think I know, silly girl :)

ABB--Yes, but I went to bed early and wanted to get a jump on things.

TMI? On the contrary. Sexy! :)

Drm2B--I shorten it to ABB. She's a riot, I love her. Thanks for stopping by!

Annie--I swear I am the same way. My wife and my assistant are always swearing I said things when I can't remember it at all...

Jessica--Hee hee, exactly! Thanks for popping in!

Fantastagirl--Can you just lend me one of yours?

Sandi--Or yours. I'll take a Minnesota child :)

Lynda--I could live with that. You would be an awesome mom!

Cherish--Well, if you try it, you'll let me know, right? :)

CP--Umm..all of the above? Please?

Malnurtured Snay--Thanks for dropping by, oddly named person!

Shelli--Oh please sis, it gave you ideas for last night I am sure!

Dick--Really? It has always totally been my dream to be a gay trucker!

4:42 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

How amazing, it's always been my dream to DATE a gay trucker! Wow!

4:44 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

How could you think such a thing about your sister? You are perverted.

5:19 AM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

Great signs - and if anyone wants any advice on fisting I can provide it ....... perhaps not best for weblog publication .

7:26 AM  
Blogger marty said...

I generally like to fist in private but some people are more outgoing.

7:46 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Whatever you decide, can I take a phto, pleeeeease!
Love the directions, at least I could blame the signs for my total lack of direction LOL

8:25 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

If I could have more babies I would have yours but since I can't you can dress up and be my baby. :)
Have a great weekend!
Luved the signs!!

8:37 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I forget the meme thing sounds interesting you writing it and all. I just might do that one.

8:38 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

I commented on yesterday's post but it didnt show up??? grrrrrrrrrrr. It was soooooooo witty too LOL. Sorry you missed it.

NO MORE BABIES not even puppies for this gal.

8:42 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

gak!

8:56 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--Let's do it, you're the one, big boy!

Shelli--How can I say it? Because I know my sister...

MsDemmie--Feel free to email me what you know :)

Beady--I'll do it if you have air conditioning...

Mel--So I can't even be your puppy?

Lorraine--I would absolutely choose you to capture the moment!

Attila--Double Gak!

Marty--I bet you could be tempted...

9:05 AM  
Blogger D said...

Creepy. I had a boyfriend once who was all about the fisting. He had huge hands. I told him he was totally insane and just was not gonna happen. Hopefully he found his dream orifice.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

OK, you talked me in to it. Now, do you fit in to Pampers Active Fit size 4+?

I hope your Saturday is going well.

10:29 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

It's too early in the day for me to discuss this topic.
Perhaps I will come back later when I am fully awake and infused with caffiene and beer!

I am looking forward to the handmade meme though :)

Have a great weekend, you great thinker you.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Maybe I'll lend you one - do you want to pay for their college?

11:07 AM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

No fisting? Awwhhh Mr. Fab...

11:22 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

We have FOUR freaking traffic circles in our little town, and I almost got killed when someone failed to yield to cars already in it. Oh wait...that was me who forgot. Oops!

11:40 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I believe in leprechauns...... I know it has nothing to do with the current post, but i just felt like saying it .... I also like oatmeal soap, and the smell of shoe polish. Thank you.

12:38 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Fisting no way it might hurt
and it sounds a little messey.
The shute is for outgoing
not incoming purposes.
Have a cool weekend!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

No fisting here.

Have a good weekend.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

D--Ewww..good choice!

Fantastagirl--Maybe they will go to a trade school :)

Suze--Whatever you want, mommy LMAO

Michele--It DOES sound messy, doesn't it?

Dick--Oatmeal soap? You gay leprechaun, you!

Tabs--Well, if you insist!

Blogarita--And you still have a license? :)

Mimi--Don't blame you one bit!

Spidey--"Great thinker"? That's a new one! LOL

2:19 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

fisting... him i had three kids, who each had two fists, and they were in there. does that count?

ABB....wow, honesty....even if i did that and I am not saying I do, nor am I saying I don;t, i doubt I'd feel comfortable saying it in an online format!

2:22 PM  
Blogger bozette said...

WTF is Fisting

2:34 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Did I mention I like the smell of shoe polish? I'm not ashamed to admit it...

2:48 PM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Sure Fab, dress up and we'll tae 'ya. Loved the signs :)

3:16 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Bluepaintred--That is SO a yes LOL

Dick--I will send you some...

Bozette--Umm....

CS--At last! I will get to live the glamorous life :)

3:37 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Okay, now I'm all embarrassed! Believe me, I could've shared a lot more than that! LOL

But now I feel like the "anal sex whore." :)

CP, I did mean that backdoor. To me, when you're married, nothing's off limits so we do it all! (there I go again, lol)

4:23 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

ABB--Hey, there is never a need to be embarassed here at Pointless Drivel. Heck, you're blond, pretty, smart, funny...I'd do you back there in a heartbeat.

Note to wife: Umm..just kidding, honey :)

4:34 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

You can dress up as my baby if you swaddle yourself in faux tiger fur!

4:55 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Thank you for not writing a very long and wordy post. I was so not in the mood.
I hope you're having a fabulous weekend.

7:51 PM  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

You can be my baby anytime. But you have to bring your own Pampers! And change it yourself...

8:08 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...

LOL...the bottom picture looks like the route we took trying to get to Disneyland......

8:50 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Zhadi--I am SO there...

Leave--And I hope you are as well. I sensed you were not in the mood for a long post. We have a psychic connection!

MP--Why do I have to do all the work? LOL

Peebug--Except to get to Disney you have to take a left at Hell...

11:25 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

ROFL!!!! (I was going to add "MAO" but then there'd be nothing to "do.")

4:32 PM  
Blogger CP said...

*ROFL* (not including my ass either).

You know ABB...you aren't an uptight Republican after all. *LOL* You are hysterical. I agree with you, no limits in marriage.

Wow. You just made my day, girl.

Glad to know I'm not walking that road alone!

I can't even type LMAO without thinking of you now!!! *LOL*

CP.

4:47 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Oh, I'm so not a typical Republican, CP, which means I'm stuck between the two political worlds.

I believe the way Republicans believe but act the way liberals act, so....that leaves me not fitting in anywhere!

I'm not going to be able to type "LMAO" without thinking of you, too, now!!

So you're an anal sex whore, too?!! Yay!!! We should start a club. Anal sex whores unite!! ROFL!!!

7:52 PM  
Blogger Happy0303 said...

You can dress up as my baby if you don't mind wearing pink! Those were great signs and even greater comments! LOL! Thanks for visiting me.

2:59 AM  
Blogger Happy0303 said...

BTW, love the pic of Waikiki Beach and the Sheraton Hotel in the background. I used to work there!

2:59 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

ROFLMAO.

Any takers on the whole baby thing? Eh. Ya didn't want one of those rugrats crawling all around spitting up and shitting on everything anyway. ;-)

3T

1:05 PM  

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