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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

My man Carefree!

I don’t know what made me think of this the other day.

Twenty years ago I worked as a supervisor for Callahan Oil Company. One of the businesses Callahan Oil Company operated was a chain of convenience stores called Grampy’s Corner Store. My home store was on King Street in Northampton. Jozee probably remembers the store. It was next to the Hotel Northampton. It’s not there anymore.

Anyway, Northampton was, and is, known for having a colorful cast of characters. And one of those characters was a fellow who only went by the name of Carefree. I could never get another name out of him. When asked, he would only say his name was Carefree.

He wasn’t homeless, like so many of the other characters in town. In fact, he was always fairly well dressed and had a job somewhere nearby because he would pass by the store on his way to work. I remember he often carried an umbrella. He was an odd sort of fellow. He looked kind of like a gnome if gnomes were more normal sized. He had round glasses and somewhat unruly brown hair and a mustache and beard. Like either a gnome or a slightly demented professor. Or a comic book artist. I never did find out what he did for a living.

So, you may be asking yourselves, what? Why bring up this guy? So far he seems fairly unremarkable. And he was. He was a bit peculiar perhaps, but mostly unremarkable.

Mostly.

One day he motioned me aside to ask me when the store would be getting another delivery of gasoline. He was very interested in how we got our deliveries, whether they came on a regular basis, and if so when, etc.

He admitted to me that he received intense sexual pleasure from watching the gas get pumped from the truck into the underground tanks.

I kid you not.

It was hit or miss for him, because we never really knew when we’d be getting a delivery, but every once in a while he’d luck out and be walking by when the truck was there. And sure enough, he’d be standing out there watching the hose with a huge smile on his face.

I don’t even want to think about what he did when he got home.

Good old Carefree.

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58 Comments:

Blogger CP said...

See. This is awesome. You are posting at 4 in the morning. It is now 5 in the morning. I am awake...and I am the first one to post. I love morning posts. It's so quiet and sexy, understated. No one else up but you and I...Mmmmmmmmm...morning posts. Yum.

Oh um, yeah.

Well, if Carefree can get hot over pumping trucks, who says I can't get hot over morning posts?

FIRST!!!!!!!

CP.

5:06 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Damn.... 5 seconds too late.

5:11 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

You are always a ten in my book, bro!

5:43 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Dick, is that what she said?

5:45 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Shelli, you're so sweet, it's no wonder that you're my favorite blogger.

6:05 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Now if you could only teach Fab some manners....

6:05 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--You are right. It is very intimate. I feel...so close to you right now :)

Shelli--Thanks, sis!

Dick--Are you hitting on my sister?

6:09 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Fab if you braided your hair like Bo Derek, then you'd be a 10. I'd pay to see that.

6:14 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Dick,
Favorite blogger my ass! I have never seen you at my blog! Or is that you that I sometimes see lurking in the corner?

6:16 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Fab - only to make you jealous (is it working?).
Shelli - I'm loving you silently. Just because I haven't posted doesn't mean I don't care...

6:49 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Blair--I would have either braid my underarm hair or my pubic hair...

Shelli--Remember what mom always said, don't talk to strangers!

Dick--I'll get a restraining order if I have to...

7:08 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

it is amazing what turns people on I guess!!!!LOL

8:07 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Gee thanks Mr.Fab.
Now each time I chew on a piece of Carefree gum I will think of some slightly demented pervert waxing off to the view and fumes of a gasoline delivery truck.
*GADS*

8:14 AM  
Blogger karaoke queen said...

LOL. Like they say - one mans trash.....

9:11 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again....there is a freak in every crowd.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Can I braid your pubic hair?

9:36 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Well, at least it was a harmless fetish.

Dick, if you hit on Shelli, you have to hit on me too. We're twins.

And don't start, Fab. Somebody should be hitting on me. Please?

9:43 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Piece of gum anyone?? I got it at the gas station. Some man outside watching the gas trucks gave it to me. I wonder why it is all *sticky*?? hhhmmm

Funny the kind of fetishes peeps have. :)

9:57 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Isn't it funny how some people just remain in your memory.

And I think Dick may be hitting on you, Fab. ROFL!

10:03 AM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Thinking of that name, Carefree, makes me wonder what we'd all call ourselves if we had to name ourselves a product name. Hmmm. What would YOU be, Mr. Fab?

10:10 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I think he would be "Juicy Fruit".

10:35 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I promise I'll shut up now. I talk too much.

10:36 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Love the images that go with this post. Really adds another dimension to the story.

Oh, and I popped over and rated you! Now get over to Blex and put your blog up for rent.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Hey..as long as the guy wasnt' standing there out in the open with his dick in his hands...no harm done. Ya think people on the INTERNET dont have WEIRDER fetishes?? uhhhhhhhhhh...hehe

10:42 AM  
Blogger michele said...

People are so weird,i guess he's
looking at the hose as being
an extention of his johnson.
Sometimes when i hold a garden
hose i get a little excited
especially when the water is
coming out fast and hard.Gawd i hope i'm not weird.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

I've covered many fetishes in my blog but have never heard of this one. But hey what ever lights his fire! :D

11:28 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I rated you. And please, please, do not post pics of braided pubic hair. That would scare me forever.

Gas trucks? That's much stranger than lemurs.

11:33 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Hmmmm I do not think I have ever heard of that gasoline fetish. Very interesting! LMAO...

You are most definitely a TEN!!!

12:02 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

whoa, that is a STRANGE fetish!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Oh, but you ARE a 10 Mr. Fabulous!!! I'll be glad to rate you. :-)

That Carefree dude needs a good shrink.... But then, at least his fetish is harmless. ;-)

3T

1:33 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i get turned on watching that kind of things too.

also I "hit me with what you think is fair" and I happen to think 10 is fair, you never ever fail to amuse or piss me off!

im going to start staying up all night to get a damn FIRST post on here!

go back to posting at 1204 instead of this 5 am crap LOL LOL LOL

1:38 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Ohhh myyyyyy goshhhhhh!! LMFAOOOO..I would have loved to see your face when he told you that!! hahahaha

1:40 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I rated Shelli a ten because she begged. But I rated you a ten, because you are worth it.

(OK, Shelli is worth it too, but she did beg.)

1:48 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I rated Shelli a ten because she begged. But I rated you a ten, because you are worth it.

(OK, Shelli is worth it too, but she did beg.)

1:48 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Lynda, you've got to stop repeating yourself...

2:11 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Okay, NOW i'll shut up.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

OK, I clicked on the link, but could find no where to rate you??

I guess I need step by step instructions.... :-(

3T

2:17 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

ROFLMAO! This reminds me of a little old man who would come into the video store I worked at. He looked like the Quaker Oats guy...only creepier.

He would spend so much time back in the adult section, then he'd bring me a bunch of pornos to rent (at that time, it wasn't computerized and I had to write down all the titles on his record).

He'd say in a heavy southern accent, "I'm horny!"

It was soooooo gross!!!!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Dick,
Are you going to shut up now? ;)

3:18 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Blog mad hit!! You're the best!

3:22 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

What's that... 'blog mad hit'???? i've seen it before...

3:31 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Not everyone is turned on watching gas being pumped? Crap.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Katt--Different strokes and all that...

Spidey--Wax on, wax off...

KQueen-_Well, it WAS quite a treasure for him...

Pud--I'm sure he was a wonderful man LOL

Dick--Maybe...

Megan--You are right. Hey, guys, you SHOULD be hitting on Megan. She's babalicious!

Beady--Got any gum left?

Lynda--I think of him in the "friend" catagory...

Ginnie--Interesting...I am gonna think about this...

Pixie-Looking for a place to stay, eh? :)

Chelle--Do YOU have any? :)

Michele--Bad news. You're a freak :)

Suze--He better not be lighting any fires around the gas truck!

Nobody--I promise, no pictures!

Cherish and 3T--You ladies are too kind :)

Webmiztris--Yeah, but it's got you thinking now, doesn't it? :)

Bluepaintred--When do I piss you off? LOL

Shannon--I hope I kept a straight face, I can't remember :)

Lynda--I have more pride than my little sister :)

Shelli and Dick--This is a great message board you've got, guys :)

ABB--"I'm horny" LMFAO!!!

Deb--Just you and him, Deb!

5:11 PM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

Yep, I heard the sheets are fresh and the pillows are fluffy. Nobody is really sure what those squeals are coming from that closed off room though.

5:34 PM  
Blogger michele said...

I just hope it's not a form
of penis envy,i have enough
problems.lol

6:22 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

Now when I look out my livingroom window and see the gas truck up at the gas station I will want to chew a piece of Carefree gum, I must confess the smell of gas turns me on LOL.

6:27 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Sorry about the double post Fabman. Blogger was throwing up while I was trying to comment.

Message board. Ha! I think this proves Dick doesn't know when to shut up. ROFL!

7:49 PM  
Blogger Tense Teacher said...

Gasoline hose, huh? Maybe now I've heard it all...
(hehe, I said "hose.")

8:04 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Blogmad hit - waka waka!

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

Mr. Carefree is yet another in a long line of "interesting" characters.
Let me know when the movie comes out! HA HA

9:05 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Lynda, I'm a politician! Sheesh! BTW Fab, what are you doing posting on my message board? How rude.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Okay - I'm finally home and I sent in my guesses - sorry I'm late!

11:03 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

Whoo-hoo! Blogmad hit - kaBAM!

11:21 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Ring ring...BlogMad hit!

1:44 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

10

2:13 AM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Oh yeah...I gave you a 10 on VARB. :)

12:44 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Me and Carefree. What a hookup.
That store is still there. It's now run by an Indian guy that gave my 16 year old a day old donut and tried to pressure her into a kiss. Guess it still should be called Grampy's!

2:45 PM  
Blogger nanuk said...

Having worked at a gas station to raise money for college, I must admit that I wasn't turned on so much by the pumping as by doing the dips after delivery. Something about taking a long stick and pushing it further and further and further into a darkened hole, and the removal afterwards stopping to see the level of gasoline, and secretly hoping the end was covered in a white substance to indicate water. At least that's how we did it back in the day.

Ah, sweet carefree days of youth.

5:45 PM  

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