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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Oops...

I just finished shaving my face and head, and instead of using my own lotion/moisturizer afterwards, I used some that the hotel provides. But I didn't read the bottle, and I actually slathered conditoner all over my head. They look the same. I will have the best conditioned scalp in three counties. Well, I probably had that anyway, because I'm pretty sure everyone up here has head lice.

33 Comments:

Blogger Pud said...

Not only is your scalp now conditioned, I'm sure it's super shiny as well. Good job on blinding everyone.

7:32 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

your head has gotta be shiny. I bet you can seee it from space. It might deflect atttention from your mooooood nipples. Are you prepared for that?

7:44 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

So that was that bright light I seen up in the sky last night, your bright and shiny head.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pud--Hey, what have those people ever done for me? :)

Katt--Don't worry, the mooood nipples remain supreme!

Lori--Don't make me come down there and kick your ass :)

9:20 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

WE WANT PICTURE PROOF!

9:48 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

So, when your hair grows back it will be silky smooth and the head lice will slip off it. Genius!

9:59 AM  
Blogger Tigger said...

Not only do I not know where you have gone, I have missed reading you. But at least you have a soft scalp now..... Tawnya

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you uncomfortable sleeping at that hotel than?

11:00 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

The nameless one has a point--I'd be worried about what might show up on that bed under black light.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Shiny and soft.....

11:33 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

the prep h goes on yer butt

just tryin' to be helpful.

11:35 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Not everyone can carry off the
bald look,i'm sure you simply
look marvelous fabulous.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anele said...

Hahahaha! Very shine and soft scalp. That is nice!
And thanks for your support on my diary! :)
HUGS HUGS HUGS!!!

12:17 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

heh heh heh you have a soft head

1:20 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

At least you don't have to worry about the head lice, what with shaving your head. That's exactly what they do for lice in institutions, you know.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

@Serra - the nameless one would be me (forgot to click "Other" and fill in my info).

1:37 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Conditioner is very good for shaving. I like it better than shaving cream. And it does leave your skin softer.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I use conditioner for shaving my legs ALL the time. It works much better than shaving cream and is MUCH MUCH less expensive. You will have one "soft as a baby's butt" head!! hehe Ok..maybe 2...but I'm not going there!!! lol ;)

3:51 PM  
Blogger Libragirl said...

Shiny head shiny head , Mr fab is a shiny head. hee hee.

And yes my family does have a lot of time on their hands, but it was a weekend and great entertainment for my 39 y.o brother and 8 y.o nephew.

5:20 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

You are one strange man...

6:34 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

BlogMad!

Beware of tiny bottles.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Durchy--Did you want just my head, or the full nude?

Suze--Not me darlin', I always shave!

Tawnya--Hey buddy, good to see you!

Anon--Not at all. It is close to an escort service.

Serra--Eh, I've made my peace with it :)

Pissy--Wanna feel? :)

Pup--Oh. Damn it, these things need to come with instructions!

Michele--Thank you dahhling!

Anele--Hugs right back, my friend!

Erin--And you would know that, how?
:)

Lynda and Chelle--Really? Really? Hmm....

Bluepaintred--Well, just that one...

Libragirl--Hey, I make no judgements LOL

Tabz--But isn't that part of my charm? :)

Erin--Eeek!

8:50 PM  
Blogger CP said...

I bet you are the only one with your natural teeth too.

or, should I say TOOTH.

They aren't known for a mouthful of pearly whites up in them thar hills.

CP.

8:56 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

Right... you used the conditioner on your head. uh-huh.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Hmm..I bet your head does feel nice...Im trying the lotion tonight..

10:37 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--I don't mind it when the hookers have no teeth...

Geek--What are you accusing me of? LOL

Anne--I may rub it all over myself! LOL

10:46 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Gee, your scalp smells terrific!

11:12 PM  
Blogger marty said...

What is your scalp conditioned for?

11:26 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

It'll confuse people, when they start saying mmmm your hair smells good and they turn around....
LOL, you're brilliant :)

2:46 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Woooo Hoooooo A nice conditioned scalp yummy!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Whatever you do, don't put A535 on your unit...

10:52 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Now the lice can go slip'n'sliding on your noggin!

4:58 AM  
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3:10 AM  

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