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Tuesday, July 18, 2006


I just finished shaving my face and head, and instead of using my own lotion/moisturizer afterwards, I used some that the hotel provides. But I didn't read the bottle, and I actually slathered conditoner all over my head. They look the same. I will have the best conditioned scalp in three counties. Well, I probably had that anyway, because I'm pretty sure everyone up here has head lice.


Blogger Pud said...

Not only is your scalp now conditioned, I'm sure it's super shiny as well. Good job on blinding everyone.

7:32 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

your head has gotta be shiny. I bet you can seee it from space. It might deflect atttention from your mooooood nipples. Are you prepared for that?

7:44 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

So that was that bright light I seen up in the sky last night, your bright and shiny head.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pud--Hey, what have those people ever done for me? :)

Katt--Don't worry, the mooood nipples remain supreme!

Lori--Don't make me come down there and kick your ass :)

9:20 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...


9:48 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

So, when your hair grows back it will be silky smooth and the head lice will slip off it. Genius!

9:59 AM  
Blogger Tigger said...

Not only do I not know where you have gone, I have missed reading you. But at least you have a soft scalp now..... Tawnya

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you uncomfortable sleeping at that hotel than?

11:00 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

The nameless one has a point--I'd be worried about what might show up on that bed under black light.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Shiny and soft.....

11:33 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

the prep h goes on yer butt

just tryin' to be helpful.

11:35 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Not everyone can carry off the
bald look,i'm sure you simply
look marvelous fabulous.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anele said...

Hahahaha! Very shine and soft scalp. That is nice!
And thanks for your support on my diary! :)

12:17 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

heh heh heh you have a soft head

1:20 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

At least you don't have to worry about the head lice, what with shaving your head. That's exactly what they do for lice in institutions, you know.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

@Serra - the nameless one would be me (forgot to click "Other" and fill in my info).

1:37 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Conditioner is very good for shaving. I like it better than shaving cream. And it does leave your skin softer.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I use conditioner for shaving my legs ALL the time. It works much better than shaving cream and is MUCH MUCH less expensive. You will have one "soft as a baby's butt" head!! hehe Ok..maybe 2...but I'm not going there!!! lol ;)

3:51 PM  
Blogger Libragirl said...

Shiny head shiny head , Mr fab is a shiny head. hee hee.

And yes my family does have a lot of time on their hands, but it was a weekend and great entertainment for my 39 y.o brother and 8 y.o nephew.

5:20 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

You are one strange man...

6:34 PM  
Blogger Erin said...


Beware of tiny bottles.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Durchy--Did you want just my head, or the full nude?

Suze--Not me darlin', I always shave!

Tawnya--Hey buddy, good to see you!

Anon--Not at all. It is close to an escort service.

Serra--Eh, I've made my peace with it :)

Pissy--Wanna feel? :)

Pup--Oh. Damn it, these things need to come with instructions!

Michele--Thank you dahhling!

Anele--Hugs right back, my friend!

Erin--And you would know that, how?

Lynda and Chelle--Really? Really? Hmm....

Bluepaintred--Well, just that one...

Libragirl--Hey, I make no judgements LOL

Tabz--But isn't that part of my charm? :)


8:50 PM  
Blogger CP said...

I bet you are the only one with your natural teeth too.

or, should I say TOOTH.

They aren't known for a mouthful of pearly whites up in them thar hills.


8:56 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

Right... you used the conditioner on your head. uh-huh.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Hmm..I bet your head does feel nice...Im trying the lotion tonight..

10:37 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--I don't mind it when the hookers have no teeth...

Geek--What are you accusing me of? LOL

Anne--I may rub it all over myself! LOL

10:46 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Gee, your scalp smells terrific!

11:12 PM  
Blogger marty said...

What is your scalp conditioned for?

11:26 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

It'll confuse people, when they start saying mmmm your hair smells good and they turn around....
LOL, you're brilliant :)

2:46 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

Woooo Hoooooo A nice conditioned scalp yummy!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Anne R. Key said...

Whatever you do, don't put A535 on your unit...

10:52 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Now the lice can go slip'n'sliding on your noggin!

4:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site is one of the best I have ever seen, wish I had one like this.

3:10 AM  

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