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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Prurient PG-13 Post

I would like to apologize in advance for this post. I woke up at about 1:30 in the morning a few days ago with the idea for this post in my head, and it kept rattling around in my brain until I had to get up and write it.

Monday Memories, The Thursday 13, Wordless Wednesdays, FOAD Thursdays, Half Naked Thursdays, Dedication Fridays, Click and Comment Mondays, etc.

It seems we bloggers have a lot of special gimmicks designed to both give us ideas about what to write and to encourage active participation centered around a common theme.

I think we need more. And I think we need to push the envelope a bit. And so I offer up the following ideas:

Masturbation Monday
Friday Bestiality Roundup
Weenie Wavin' Wednesday
Thuck It Thursday (lispers only)
Fudge Packin' Fridays
Lick Me Where I Pee Weekend
Hand Job Holiday

Fantastic Fellatio Fairytales
Anal Leakage Wednesday
Jizz Soaked Saturday

Sundays are Incest-arrific!
Yo Mama Monday

We Live in the Fornication Nation
It's A Whack Off Weekend!
Fuck Stick Fortnight

Wanker Wednesday (United Kingdom only)
Bodily Fluid Cavalcade!

...And Oral Sex for All
Whose Vagina is This?

Saturday's Dirty Sanchez
Water Retaining Wednesday
It Burns When I Pee Sunday
Rimjob of the Week

Tongue Me Tuesday

This has been a public service to all bloggers everywhere.

I'm a giver. It's my nature.


Anonymous Shannon said...

I'm thinkin' it's time for tranquilizers. You sick, sick man.

4:26 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

OMG! LMFAO! You may be sick, but then I am too, because I love you that way.

4:58 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

OMG! So much to choose from! I don't know where to begin! Phew... My head is spinning (and other bodyparts as well for that matter)...

5:28 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shannon--I'd argue with you if I could...

Shelli--Of course you are, you've got my genes. You also have my jeans. Could you send them back, please?

Dutchy--Describe to me these body parts...

5:52 AM  
Blogger Noi Rocker said...

Eeww...gross Mr Fab. You have a gift. Come over to the dark side..tum tum tum.

6:17 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

BlogMad hit! BBE!

6:21 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

What??? No Glamour?? I am soo disappointed!

6:23 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

um....EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! I haven't had coffee yet today! No bestiality references before coffee, mister!

7:03 AM  
Blogger Itchy said... mean Monday isn't already designated for Masturbation?!?!

7:09 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Noi--I think I have established that I am already on the dark side...the VERY dark side..


CS--What? You don't think Friday Bestiality Roundup is glamorous? :)

Katt--But anal leakage is okay? :)

Itchy--I think EVERY day should be masturbation day. Don't you?

7:27 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I think you should change your avatar to Come On the Dark Side ;)

7:38 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

You wake up at 1 in the morning with these thoughts?
Is Mrs. Fab frightened? eeek.

However, weenie wavin' Wednesday doesn't sound that bad...

7:38 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

I'm a big proponent of Teabaggin' Tuesdays, myself. Or Fucktard Fridays.

7:53 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Nice! You are really classing up the blog world.

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Lemurgirl said...

See, I popped over here to say hey and I'm met with this... oh dear.

I would back away back in to my own lil corner of the blog world but it's too late!

Damn you Mr Fabulous... damn you!

8:12 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

So many choices hhhmmmm which one to post on first.......

8:41 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

BTW it is Wednesday and since you are a giver give us Weenie Wavin' Wednesday!

8:43 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Dude, I'm calling the psych ward where you escaped from.

Lick Me Where I Pee?

8:48 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

Oh I am SOOOOOOO using a couple of these.

Stay tuned.

Get my panties off right now...
and the tiny part of the thong goes in the back.....gawd.

9:04 AM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

ummmm... I only masturbate with an audience.
So that would have to be Audience Participation Masturbation...
And yes, could be any day of the week.

I know, back under the porch.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Oh my VIRGIN eyes..they burn so upon reading your filth.

But I have to admit, I LOVE it ;)

9:27 AM  
Blogger ❉ pixie ❉ said...

I may or may not have already participated in one of these.

Wanna guess which one?

9:30 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

That's all you could come up with? You're slipping, bro. ;)

9:33 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Were you reading my edit posts?? heehee cause I really thought about doing It burns when I pee Sunday and Who's vagina is this?

9:49 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

I'll participate in Wanker Wednesday and maybe throw in a bit of Weenie Wavin. I already take part in Masturbation Monday and Tuesday and... LOL

10:06 AM  
Blogger michele said...

How do you come up with these
things? Anyway masterbation
mondays sounds feasible.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

you have crossed a line Mr. Fab

and Its always nice to have a new member!


11:26 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

hey keep track of the google hits this post gets LMAO! in a week Id like to know the total... i just got hit for "photo bucket my new boob job"

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with Megan.

12:30 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...


I am otherwise speechless.

12:41 PM  
Blogger T. said...

Some therapy may be in order, Fab.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

You've really fallen into the gutter, haven't you?

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with Erin.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Oh my God that was friggin' HILARIOUS!

If you think up this stuff while lying awake at night, it just makes me wonder how bizarre your dreams must be! :)

2:08 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

LMAO!! That's bad! But brilliant.


2:18 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--I like that, but I don't know how to do that stuff, I found the one I have on the web somewhere :)

Dandi--I know, I think it will be a crowd pleaser! :)

CP--Oh man, those are both great! I rushed this out, I really should have spent another day on it. Kudos!

Lori--Didn't you get the pictures I sent you? :)

Blair--Oh come on, that's a classic!

Pup--Hey, I like it! And afterwards we can have judges hold up cards with scores, like in figure skating!

Spidey--Virgin eyes? Hmm..I must have been given faulty information...

Pixie--You? From what I hear, I assume it was Handjob Holiday :)

Megan--I'm trying to clean up my act :)

Beady--Yeah, I hacked in. Sorry. Forgive me? :)

Suze--I figured as much! LOL

Bluepaintred--It's nice over here on the other side of the line. Good point. I'll keep an eye on the stats...

Dick--Bite me, my friend :)

Zhadi--Pretty good, eh?

Michele--How do I do it? Mental illness, my friend!

T--I concur!

Erin--I have. Help me out!

Dick--You bastard :)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

lmao! too bad we all can't see each other for real. we could turn off the lights and play Dane Cook's favorite game, "Who's in my mouth?" ;)

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Friday Bestiality Roundup," huh? I know you weren't directing that toward those of us who live in the South, 'cause that would be perpetuating a stereotype, and I'll sue your ass (and the rest of you too).

You really should try some Tylenol PM, or something to help you sleep so that you're not a menace to those of us with clean minds. (You're believing every word of this, right?)

2:27 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

im dissapointed you didnt notice my new "weinie waving wednesday " gravatar!

jerk! I did this for YOU ... its ALL for you!

2:43 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I think
It Burns When I Pee Sunday
is my favorite one.

it has a nice ring to it.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

How about
"Tear me a new one Tuesdays"
Eeewwwww..I grossed myself out

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bite you where? And remember bastards bite hard.

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still agree with Megan.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

ROFL! That is hilarious! Don't you love when an idea for a post keeps you up at night? Oy.

4:03 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

have you been sneaking a look at my diary again ?

4:15 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

Now that's the way to attract new mean, readers!

5:30 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Webmiztris--That's a great idea. I love Dane Cook. I wouldn't want him in my mouth though...

Tense Teacher--Nope, sell it to the tourists, sister. Your hubby already copped to makin' bacon with swine :)

Bluepaintred--Not only did I notice it, I saved the picture, blew it up, and am having it laminated!

Jen--It's the perfect theme for the Sabbath, don't you think?

Kayla--An anal sex reference? You? I thought you were as pure as the driven snow LOL

Deb--Lately it has been happening a lot. Double Oy!

Ms. Demmie--I have. It's great! Very stimulating!

Dixie--I think most of us have a little pervert in us.

There is a midget sex joke in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to go there :)

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwww, you skipped me....oh well, that's okay, I'm used to being ignored. By everyone. Seems like when you're no longer on top of 'The Hill', nobody seems to have time for you. But hey, I don't mind. Not really. I'll just sit here. Alone. And not say anything else. Ever. Again. For good. Damn...

5:58 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

*face, palm*

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Lemurgirl said...

For some unknown reason I'm constantly being drawn to this post... it's so disturbing...

I can't stay away. Makes me wish I had a lisp so I could participate in what is now Thuck it Thursday. *sigh* ah well.


7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so funny!!!!! hahaha I kinda like that anal leakage thing...ya know there are chips out there with warning s that say "anal leakage possible" or some shit like that? Good thing I don't eat many chips!

thanks for making me laugh man, I love it!

8:15 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

You bring out the beast in me, Mr. Fab!
I'll take "Tongue Me Tuesday" for $100 please, Alex

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Sodapop said...

You are so funny!!!!! hahaha I kinda like that anal leakage thing...ya know there are chips out there with warning s that say "anal leakage possible" or some shit like that? Good thing I don't eat many chips!

thanks for making me laugh man, I love it!

8:19 PM  
Blogger Some Girl said...

I know if I ever need a good chuckle, this is the place to go! You are a riot!

8:26 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

How did you think we paid the trailer off??? Really I dont know how you people....wait a minute....your farther south than I am. You going to have the rest of that bacon?

8:34 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Hey Mr.Fab.... Ive got a present for you on my blog... keep a sharp look out.... now I can get everyone to pet/scratch/feed you're pussy

8:48 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

You rock! I am voting for you!

8:51 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said... you are funny - sick, but funny!

9:34 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Dick--Well, I know YOU like to skip...

Tabz--Hee hee

Lemur Girl--You are such a dirty girl LOL

Soda Pop--Happy to help!

Kayla--A popular choice to be sure!

Some Girl--You don't need a good laugh. Only a couple more days...

Geek--I live in a university's practically civilization!

Fantastagirl--Guilty as charged!

Shelli--Thanks sis!

Bluepaintred--Ooh, I'll have to head over...

9:50 PM  
Blogger marty said...

Do you only masturbate on Mondays?

9:54 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

"Whose Vagina is This?"

What does Mrs. Fab have to say about this?

You're sick, Fab.

I love that in a person!

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

I need Vicodin for stich in my side. THAT was funny!!!!

12:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Marty--Not just on Mondays, but on Mondays I buy myself dinner first.

Attila--I knew you would be able to appreciate it :)

Eric--You go right ahead monkey boy. And we'll drug test your ass so fast it will make your head spin! LOL

4:26 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

What the HELL is wrong with you, man?

9:12 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

You crack me up. ROFL!

10:01 AM  
Blogger Janet said...

If you blog it, they will come.:)

3:35 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

Nice. I'd check out a few of those. I'm sick that way.

9:37 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

All my weeks are like that, but I didn't think of blogging about it. ;P

11:06 PM  
Blogger Janet said...

Mr Fab- My blogroll tops off at 157 but it's a lot like Carnie Wilson's waistline. It can go either way. :)

11:25 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

How ironic is this? I go to click on the comments and it says "69 basked in this fabulousness."

Coincidence? I think not!

3:41 PM  
Blogger Gary LaPointe said...

Hysterical!!!! I'm in Wendy's right now and laughed out loud.

I run The Daily Meme ( ) which lists a bunch of real meme sites and I think I might be embarrassed to link to some of these.


3:49 PM  

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