My mind is a dangerous place. Make sure you wear a cup.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Back in the saddle again... a renter, that is. On whim I advertised a room for rent, and as luck would have it, one of the very first bidders was a favorite of mine and a classy lady. Noi from Voicing My Thoughts.

Noi is from Singapore, which for those of you who are geographically challenged, is just outside Atlantic City, New Jersey.

The only reservation I had about renting to her was that she is a HUGE Oprah fan, while I detest Oprah with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Pop on over and see her, will you? She is everything I am not. Classy, elegant, smart, and sophisticated. And her blog is purty.

I have a cockfight to go to. I'll preach about her at greater length tomorrow.

Be a pal! Go over and say hi! For me?


Blogger Shelli said...

You know that I am geographically challenged, but I do know that Singapore is nowhere near New Jersey! Good try, though. Trying to make me look like an idiot the next time I am talking about NJ and Singapore!

11:29 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Hey what you have against
Oprah? I think she's great,
i like rich people.They inspire
me to make mo money mo money
mo money.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

She also doesn't have a stripey...LOL

12:06 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Done. I always do what I'm told. Yeah, right.

12:14 PM  
Blogger Noi Rocker said...

Thank you Mr Fab. I am honoured to be chosen to be near that throne you are sitting on. Haha.

Hey what do you have against Oprah? Are you jealous that she is prettier than you?:P

Are you sure about the location of Singapore? Its actually near the north pole.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Ellie said...

Who are you fighting with your cock?

Oprah feels our pain.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

um...Mr. Fab, your geography SUCKS. I live 40 miles away from AC and I have never seen Singapore listed on a map or signs for this place on the AC Expressway. You might want to recheck your GPS system.

I'll go over and crash, I mean visit, your new tenant. Hopefully she's good with paying the rent...remember your last tenant, what a nightmare : )

2:37 PM  
Blogger peebugg said...


I didn't think you swung that way....the things you learn when you read people's blogs

2:45 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

I like Noi! And she will have a great time renting with you! She's forgiven for liking Oprah, though, isn't she? You forgave me for the wooden shoe mistressness...

3:03 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

Cockfight.... hmmm.
I've got this 'imagine' of a cock fight in my head.

BTW ~ I have moved my blog!

6:01 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Sis, as a Canadian, you best just settle back and whip us some backbacon, mmmk? LOL

Michele--Life is about more than money, my friend. It is also about meatball subs and extra cheese.

Suze--LOL Good point!

Goldenib--Sarcasm! Sarcasm! LOL

Noi--You think Oprah is prettier than me. You can just FORGET about me doing your laundry while you're here. And stay out of the liquor cabinet!

Ellie--I will fight Oprah with my cock if I have to!

Teri--Well, if you weren't drink and gambling all the time, I am sure you would remember that Singapore is just off the exit next to the thing...

Peebugg--I swing every which way but loose, darlin'. Still want me to guest post? Hee hee

Dutchy--Well, that is because we are engaged and in love :)

6:07 PM  
Blogger marty said...

I know where Singapore is. You can't fool me. It's nowhere near New Jersey. It's just outside of Fort Lauderdale. That's where the Marlins go for Spring Training. And you thought you could fool us?

10:12 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Marty--You are too clever for me, you beancounting bastard! LOL

10:44 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Well I did go visit, and you're right, she's got the prettiest blog ever :)
I don't know if I like Oprah or not, I never met her

3:40 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--Well, I can tell you this, Oprah is talking some serous smack about YOU!

6:24 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Really, serous smack? Is there an antidote for that?

6:51 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--Yes, you need to turn the TV off and not watch her!

7:10 AM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

Okay, will do ^_^.

Oprah is only a big deal because people are amazed that she lost weight off of that liquid diet and yet, we all know it's becauseshe got lipo.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Wow and here I thought I was the only one that felt sick even hearing the name Oprah.
EW. I just can't take her anymore.

9:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Sandi--Are you ready to undertake the next step with me?

Oprah must die.

Kyle--And I assume you are in, as well? Can I count on you, man?

9:45 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Singapore is outside of California, not New Jersey. Scotland is outside of New Jersey. Duh!

The only thing I have against Oprah is that she hasn't called me back so I can tell her my sister's story. Hmph! It is a good story and a tearjerker.

11:31 AM  

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