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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Et Tu, Father Time?

Well.

It appears I am getting age spots on the backs of my hands.

Great. Only one thing to do now.

Car? check
Garden hose? check
Duct tape? check
Unventilated area? check

'Scuse me, willya?

51 Comments:

Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

Don't do it Fab dude...they got some kind of women's cream to obliterate that stuff.

So I hear...

12:26 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

You can't check out yet..you forget one thing on your check list
stop by and say Hello to Beading
:)

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOT funny!

12:39 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

Age spots give you character..
(Like you need something more than your FAB personality to stand out in the crowd!)
=0)

12:44 PM  
Blogger Tigger said...

LOL... you are not that sad are you? geesh and you were my hero... Tawnya

12:52 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

You cannot be tapped to hand out halos if you follow thru with this.

Just do what I do, those are not age spots, they're freckles, and oh-so-cute! (Delusion is happiness) ;-)

And we love you Mr. Fab! We need out daily laughs. Just thinking of the name Mr. Fabulous beings a smile to my face.

Get out of the enclosed structure, throw the duct tape out, and revel in your freckles!

3T

1:05 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

Calm down, those are just freckles from all that tanning in the tanning bed that you have been doing lately.

1:07 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Going to end it huh?
Suicides don't go to heaven,
so that puts me back in
charge of halo distributions.

1:18 PM  
Blogger speckledpup said...

if you'd quit wearing those black socks with sandals the age spots will disappear.....

gosh
do I have to tell you everything...

1:18 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

MD'er--So you hear, eh?

Beady--That is a VERY good point! LOL

Anon--How about I put you in the car? :)

Kayla--I do? Well, okay, then!

Tigger--I'm not sad. Can I still be your hero? Can I? Come backkkkkk! :)

3T--Can I hold onto the duct tape? It is just so darn handy :)

Pud--Freckles? These are some big ass freckles LOL

1:21 PM  
Blogger Finn said...

Age spots? Try menopause, buddy.

Wimp.

1:23 PM  
Blogger mckay said...

tanning beds = spots on hands, etc...more spots on spots to come ;0)

1:29 PM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Oh, that's the sissy way out. Ya ain't a sissy, are ya?

1:41 PM  
Blogger Tense Teacher said...

We must be sharing brain waves today, 'cause my doc told me that I have a cyst on my ovary, and that's a very typical stage which a "woman your age" goes through. Thanks, doc, up till now, I thought 32 was pretty young.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

You just need to get your hands on (literally) whatever Michael Jackson used. If he can bleach his whole body, surely you can lighten a few spots!

2:27 PM  
Blogger CeCe said...

QUIT TANNING!

3:07 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Drinking alone will not help.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Honey thats from the sun or in your case the tanning bed! LOL gotta take the good with the bad, ya know?

I have had age spots on my hands for years, its quite distressing at first but you get used to it.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

It's from tanning, silly man!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Attila's probably right.

All this time you've been worried about your schmeckle getting an uneven tan and you screwed up the tanning on your hands.

Amature.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Okay maybe just maybe tanning bed=age spots? Maybe that is why men wear a sock on Mr. winkie when they tan? What ya think?

5:13 PM  
Anonymous The Artist said...

A bit of wear and tear makes a man much more attractive. Not ready for the garage yet.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Tug said...

ok, now I'M buying duct tape. All this time I thought I just had cute little freckles. shit.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Megan--Hey, you're not there yet, sis LOL

McKay, CeCe and Attila--Ohhhhh...tanning causes that?

Blair--I will have you know my schmeckle is lilly white and pristine!

Deb--That seems to be the general consensus :)

Goldennib--Couldn't hurt...

Mel--Is there a support group I can join?

Blogarita--You are right, I am a manly man!

Ficklechick--He's your boy, right? Can you call him for me?

Tense--Are we allowed to share brain waves?

5:36 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

But just ask yourself one question...do you have grey pubes? :)

5:50 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Tug--Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Murder-Suicide pact!

Michele--Well then forget it. No way am I giving up that sweet gig!

Suze---Not yet. Should I? :)

The Artist--Oh? Really? Well, in that case...

5:56 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I'm with Annon. NOT funny.

It's the tanning, I tell you.

5:59 PM  
Blogger Blueyes said...

You think spots on your hands are freaking you out? Wait til you see spots in other parts lmao

6:13 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

It isn't age spots. It is tan spots. As the giggly co-ed how to get rid of them.

And think of Mrs. Fab. She wouldn't want you to out yourself.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Chief Slacker said...

The gaden hose is to narrow, the car will choke, tear out the Dryer ducting from yours or a neightbors place, Much larger diameter. Works like a charm ;O)

6:16 PM  
Blogger Carol said...

There's always Porcelana! :-)

6:32 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Stop tanning and everything will be alright.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Maritza said...

I've been checking for those mofo spots myself lately..and when I find one, I will shoot myself.

6:48 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

My old boss did that. Everyone hate him anyway so the joke was on him. I am not making this up.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Plunky said...

NOOOOOOOO! Say it ain't so! You are not much older than I am(but you are still older ;-))! AHHHHH!

7:15 PM  
Blogger SwanShadow said...

Getting age spots on the backs of your hands is no cause for alarm.

Age spots on the palms of your hands, however, is seriously bad news.

And hair on the palms of your hands is another thing entirely.

7:34 PM  
Blogger MysteriousLady said...

LOL! I have 2, get some fade cream at the local drugstore. They have all kinds now that fades them away. Barely can see mine now. Too much sun I'm told.

7:37 PM  
Blogger threecollie said...

No, no, Mr. Fab, everyone would miss you far too much.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

My cousin - the one I am named after did that when she was 21 - SO NOT FUNNY buddy - do I need to come down there and KICK your ass!!!!!!! Blogarita is right - that's the sissy way of dealing with it - and since your tanning - you know they have a foundation/makeup type thing out there to cover them up.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Uh oh, you are bordering on Dick Small territory. Something to offend everyone.

8:55 PM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Of course, it couldn't be the fact that you're tanning your grub-pale ass...?

BELT-SANDER TIME!

8:56 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I say that tanning is causing all your problems, well at least the spots:o)

9:23 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

well join the club. those suckers pop up just about anywhere. I look at my hands and see my mother's...EEEEEEK.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Oh come on sis, it was a LITTLE funny...

Blue Eyes--Nooooo!

Lynda--The coed can barely work the computer...

Chief--Dude! You are SO there for me!

Carol--Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, because I don't know what it is LOL. Thanks for stopping by!

Erin--But I'm so gorgeous! :)

Maetiza--Don't do that, there's room in the car...

Nobody--Really? So I won't be the first?

Deb--Oh come on! LOL I am WAY older than you :)

SwanShadow--I am happy to report that my palms are hairless and unblemished

MysteriousLady--From now on, I take all my advice from you! Thanks!

ThreeCollie--Thanks buddy!

Fantastigirl--I'm sorry, and I'm sorry about your cousin. Poor post on my part...

Lynda--Whatever happened to good old Dick?

CP--Ass? Hands? Ass? I am confused. Grub white, though--nice!

Kim--Yeah, it's just the tp of the iceberg LOL

Sandi--Wouldn't be odd if I when I looked at my hands I saw your mothers too?

10:44 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

ahhh Mr. Fab, they're all sooo young, so innocent. Bless them! You want to talk age spots...I don't even need to tan anymore LOL
Who cares, the Fabulousness cannot go away!

6:10 AM  
Blogger NeverEnough said...

I feel the same way sometimes, but they do have great creams for that now. I hope!

10:48 AM  
Blogger NeverEnough said...

I just read Anonymous. Even my husband, who committed suicide, would say to lighten up and have a sense of humor. Seriousness is what kills people.

Sometimes you just have to laugh about it all!!!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

it's probably from all the tanning you do!

use white out.

PS: Check out today's post - you're linked!

4:18 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--You're right, the fabulousness is baked right in!

Neverenough--Let's hipe so for both our sakes! :)

Neverenough--Wow...that is a healthy attitude!

SudieGirl--Wite-Out, of course *slaps head*. I am off to see..

4:59 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

Oh, ya big baby. They're probably discoloration caused by tanning!

5:49 PM  
Blogger karaoke queen said...

What would I do? I'd have to find a new blog to read. And it took me soooo long to find a good one! LOL!

11:41 AM  

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