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Saturday, August 05, 2006

For the love of God, make it stop!

Granny is a tranny.

That is the phrase I have had in my head since Thursday morning. I don't know why. I think I saw the word "granny" somewhere and just added the rest.

I can't get it out of my head. I find myself saying it myself all the time. Sometimes I sing it when no one is around. Mrs. Fab doesn't even know about it. Until she reads this.

Granny is a tranny. Granny is a tranny. Granny is a tranny.

What does it mean? Could I have heard this before? Is it a bizarre song of some sort? Does anyone know?

Granny is a tranny. Granny is a tranny. Granny is a tranny.

It made me giggle at first. But now it is scaring the crap out of me. I can't get rid of it.

Granny is a tranny. Granny is a tranny. Granny is a....aaaaaarhg! Fuck!

Hold me.


Blogger grainne said...

tranny granny is slang for someone who can not drive a stick shift...if I remember correctly. Are you blocking some painful memories of a woman who only can drive an automatic?? ~L~

5:50 AM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

You have watched "Mrs Doubtfire" too many times !

5:56 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Nonono! It just means that the cross dressing is clearly hereditary!

6:03 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Grainne--Thanks for stopping by! Is it really? Now you've got me wondering...

MsDemmie--Is it possible to watch it too many times? :)

Dutchy--Oh please, you LOVED those photos I sent you of me in the prom dress!

7:07 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Hide your fanny, Fab's granny is a tranny!

Called Danny. Who looks awfully manny.

I wouldn't hire her to nanny, even thought she's damn canny.

I'm sorry, I got off on a tangent. What were you saying, again?

7:09 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Does grandpappy know?

7:44 AM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

Some kind of warped parasite has invaded your thought processing. If it doesn't affect your love making motor skills, I wouldn't be alarmed...neither should Mrs. Fab.

Take 2 Flintstone vitamins and call Roto-Roooter in the morning.

7:47 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Fab, you may have heard it from me. I made the mistake of watching the movie "Nine Lives" with Paris Hilton (blech) while ago, and they say something about Fat Franny the Tranny Granny in it.

8:12 AM  
Blogger Violet said...

I've never heard it before, but I'm sure I'll be repeating it to myself for the rest of the day, thank you sooo much!

9:18 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I refuse to think about this.


maybe not...

If granny is a tranny does that make granny a granpappy?

9:49 AM  
Blogger Serra said...

Here's an even worse one:

"Granny Tranny Bukkake"

You can thank me for the pervoid search engine hits later.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

CP--You are freaking me out LOL

Lynda--One would assume. It must be love.

Md'er--Great, I get to eat Wilma!

Violet--Happy to help :) Granny is a tranny, granny is a tranny...

Blair--So it might be YOUR fault! How could you watch that dreck? Now it has claimed another inncocent victim!

Mike--We don't like to talk about it.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

My poor, devoted brother and friend, come this way, love, I have a nice safe, comfortable room for you. Everything is going to be just fine.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should lay off watching "To Wong Foo" and "The Birdcage" for awhile.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and I totally tagged you on my site.

10:53 AM  
Blogger michele said...

I never heard it before,i hope it
doesn't stick in my head. It's
bad enough i have this
commercial "advantage works
the fleas are gone" stuck there.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Great. Now I'll never be able to get that out of my head.

12:04 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

A tinfoil cap will solve the problem for you.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

I think i'm going to repeat this one a few times today in front of the rugrats, and see if they pick up on it. Just for shits and giggles..

Have a great weekend Mr. Fab.


12:59 PM  
Blogger ginviren said...

You know what's really odd? This morning, my boyfriend, his daughter and I were watching "Baby Looney Tunes" (oh, how I despise Cartoon Network and the Disney Channel).

Anyway, Granny (on Baby Looney Tunes) was sitting in her chair watching TV, and the show was "Trannies for Grannies." And there wasn't a car to be seen.


3:36 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

Dude, You need to lay (he he) off the porn for awhile. Thats just gross.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Live in THAT house? Aaaiieee!

Tense--Ooh, I love be tagged *off to see what's up...*

Michele--That is a weird thing to have running in your head...

Goldennib--Hey! I like that!

Megan--Anything for you, sis!

3T--Do they often shit when they giggle? That's odd...Hey, you have a great weekend too!

Ginviren--Wow...maybe we have a weird psychic link going on...

Geek--Actually, I don't like porn at all!

6:13 PM  
Blogger marty said...

I'm sorry about your grandmother, Fab. If it's any consolaton, I wasn't watching Jerry Springer the day she was on.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

I think I saw a billboard for that show on the Vegas strip....

10:17 PM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Fab it's always my fault, I thought you already knew that?!

10:24 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Marty--You Tivo's it, though, right?

Ficklechick--Tops in the ratings!

Blair--That is my policy LOL

10:47 PM  
Blogger Cheeky said...

Its from Talledega Nights - The Legend of Ricky Bobby - it stems from Granny's Law....hehe

1:13 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Moses knownes his noses aren't roses but Moses supposes amiss
That's all I know!!!!

3:46 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Cheely--I don't know what that means LOL

Lorraine--You poor dear...mixing your medications again? :)

6:25 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

yeah....and I have a lisp with Ss and Xs.
I like to HISS that sentence MUUUUAAHHH

6:54 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--Can I call someone for you? A relative? A family physician? :)

7:11 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Ms Bees Knees or Henry the Adequate, they're both good for a kick in the butt ;)
or a really good burn!

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

I think it's because deep down inside, Mr. Fab is a sicker man than we all know him to be.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--Okay, just rest comfortably...I'll get Henry over there...

Kyle--Well, duh :)

9:41 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

My dear, I meant at the home for people like you.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Pickalish said...

At least your not singing the words to "Wonder Pets" all the live long day. Shoot me now.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Dude. I think a call to your shrink is in order. You need your meds adjusted :)

11:59 PM  

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