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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Just a little turbulence folks...no worries

Easy now, folks. Don't panic, everybody stay frosty. We may be experiencing some turbulence today. At some point today the move to Wordpress and the new domain will begin, and things may get a bit wonky for a bit. We don't have any air sickness bags, so if you start to feel nauseous try to throw up on a poor person.

With that in mind, I figured I would just post a few pictures today that I have been holding onto for just such an occasion.

Here is an excellent reason why Mrs. Fab and I do not have children. The horror! The horror!

Can you imagine? I am shuddering as I type this. You can't tell, but I totally am.

As for this kid, she must have been lost:

And this? Best. Babyfood. Ever.

And last but not least. What do you think? Think this smoking area is a little heavy handed?

Okay, that's it for today. Nothing more to see here. Hopefully next time you fly Pointless Drivel we will have a shiny new airplane so you can travel in style.

That analogy totally sucked. But it's late and I'm tired.

Buh-bye!

52 Comments:

Blogger Shelli said...

Yipee! I love turbulence. Air sickness bags? We don't need no steenkin' air sickness bags. Wusses!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Blueyes said...

LOL I'll try to remember that but I dont get sick during flights. You should get the plugin that you can use for just such maintenance for WP.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I love the last picture! Ok, off to vote. It is important to vote you know. Vote! For the greater good!

11:59 PM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

That babyfood jar is very scary. I may have nightmares.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Ohhhh.. I cannot wait!

12:44 AM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

Good luck on the move, Mr.Fab.

No air sickness here.
I was born to fly.
WEEEE!!

12:52 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Can't wait to see the new page. BTW, I don't have kids for the same reasons,... plus I never grew up :-)

1:19 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh word press
never hear of it.. well cept for what you say about it.


i dont like airplanes. im taking a train to the "new" blog.

Im a smoker . I dont really want to quit. Its fun . besides what else would I spend my money on? lemurs?

1:28 AM  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

YAY! I can't WAIT to see it all finished! :D :D :D :D :D

1:39 AM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

Good luck with the move to the new digs! I can't wait to see them. :)

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

The parents of the painters better be glad they had hardwood floors instead of carpet. Thats not going to do much for the TV but hey...look at the bright side.

3:28 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--Gee sis, what has gotten into you, today? :)

Blueyes--Hey...that's a great idea!

Lynda--It's what separates us from the animals! Or something!

FlipFlop--Looked good, didn't it? :)

S--I hope you like it!

Spidey--Umm...you gotta relax, hon LOL

CS--I never grew up either. Shhh...don't tell anyone!

Kentucky Girl and Ficklechick--Keep your fingers crossed!

Eric--Dude...you gotta get some sleep...

5:15 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

LOL, love it, love it, love it...where do you find your stuff?
I love all the photos but the one of gifted children got me roaring ;)
Well done Mr. Fabulous,
for the time that you're not available today: snif'

The only time I got sick on an airplane was a small jet to Nfld (go figure) the weather was really bad and foggy and after the fifth attempt by the captain to land (we're talking down quick, up quick over an over again)
I was nauseated ;)

6:43 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Is the wordpress free? I'm sick of blogger.

6:43 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Just one question Fab, did you fix the tail?! heh

If my kids did that to my house, they would be on the next flight out to boarding school in Switzerland.

7:25 AM  
Blogger Trollmeister said...

OK - so I usually love this blog, but this post is so seriously old news that it's totally disappointing.
Come on man, everyone else got emailed these pics (and then published them on their blogs) about 3 weeks ago.

Get with the programme.

7:40 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--That is why you must never go to Newfoundland!

Pud--Yes. There are too versions, I think, but one is free.

Blair--I did better than that. I got a whole new graphic :)

Trollmeister--Be cool, dude. Didn't want to knock myself out on a day when the site would be down periodically.

Is programme French? :)

8:04 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Those are awesome pictures...If those were my kids, whew I think I might be in prison!

9:12 AM  
Blogger Tense Teacher said...

Those pics are the reasons why I don't have ANOTHER kid; I was very blessed with a logical child who, when I explain the reason why she shouldn't color on the walls, she understands and doesn't do it. Never had anything flushed down the toilet, either.

Best wishes for the big move. I recently bought a domain name, and I'm hoping to make the switch in the near future, so I'll be looking to you for helpful hints.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Tug said...

Wonky? Throw up on a poor person? LOL...I'm cracking UP here. So uncharacteristic of me at work...they'll probably be rubberizing my office soon.

BTW with everything going on in the airports today I'm already in line for the flight!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

That picture with the paint? If those were my children (perish the thought), I would be in jail, right next to Andrea Yates.

Can't wait to see the new site!

9:47 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

*giggling* at the kid photos. Certainly not the smoking section there Mr. Fabulous. That. Well that, just made me a little uncomfortable as I lit up my morning ciggie with a cupt of coffee.

Congrats! on getting your own domain and all! :-)

3T

9:54 AM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

HA! I'd beat me some youngins' if I encountered that.....

You got any cashews and an flight movie? What kind of airline is this??

10:01 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I was always fond of finger painting myself.

10:05 AM  
Blogger CrankyProf said...

Shiver me bitches! Ye be moving?

(Sorry. I'm pirate-y today.)

10:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Deb--Then it is a good thing they aren't! LOL

Tense--I exist but to serve!

Tug--I am kind of surprised your office isn't rubberized already...

Mike--Now that does not surprise me at all :)

CP--How vaguely...unsettling LOL

Megan--Well, that is a sobering thought! LOL

MD'er--First class all the way for you, my friend!

3T--Well, as long as your ceiling isn't painted that way...

10:18 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

Good luck with the move. Will you be keeping the same blog name?

Can I have a seat by the window, please, pretty please?

10:30 AM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

That drivel you called pointless seemed to be well written humor.

HHmmm....I guess I need to look up what drivel means.

11:01 AM  
Blogger michele said...

There's no liquids allowed
on the plane,so i'll take a
taxi.I must have my coke zero,
did you rent a u-haul for the
move?

11:09 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Suze--Of course, but don't be trying to join the mile high club!

Heretic--Thanks for stopping by and for the kind words, my friend!

Michele--Ah, a fellow Coke Zero fan. Outstanding!

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Rehab saved my life said...

Great pics! The last one is my favorite.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

lmao! I've seen the one with the kids covered in paint before but it never loses its charm! actually I'm thinking of printing it out and taping it to my headboard so I don't even get any crazy ideas of having any hellions of my own!

1:26 PM  
Blogger marty said...

My big dream is to manufacture Szechuan style baby food? I mean Chinese babies must eat it, right?

1:31 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

you got any absolute and oj on that bird?

2:18 PM  
Blogger Cinderella said...

Yeahhh baby, I want leather seats too!!

I loved the gifted child one hahaha

2:52 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

I feel forgotten

5:08 PM  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Oh my gosh...I'm shuddering, too! I don't feel as bad about the messes my kids have made now, though!

5:19 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Rehab--Thanks, and thanks for stopping by :)

Webmiztris--Put a print on the ceiing too :)

ABB--See? There is always someone worse off :)

Blue--Don't be sad. I'll be over :)

Cinderella--High maintenance as always LOL

MARTY--Do you need a backer?

Catch--I smuggled it aboard just for you!

5:24 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

Can I steal the Picante baby food photo??
Hilarious!
What a coincidence you are speaking of air travel today...
with the thwarted terrorist plans.
Are you psychic? ;-)

5:29 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

How is the move going??

5:45 PM  
Blogger Just-Me-Jen said...

LOVE the smoking area!
The paint babies - gotta say:
A-who left the paint can where they could get to it, and
B-who left kids that age unattended long enough for them to get into the paint and spread it all over the room?
Good luck with the move! See ya when it's over - I HATE flyin'!

8:02 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

The second picture is classic!:)

8:46 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Eeeek! All that pain! I think a lot of people are moving to wordpress.

I'll follow you anywhere Mr. Fab.

8:48 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

I do hope we will ahve the full safety demonstration - a la airline to help us whe you move.

Good luck in the move and see you on the other side - provided you leave directions for us!

9:26 PM  
Blogger Maritza said...

The analogy may have sucked but we love you anyway.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

How about imagining if YOU had kids. It scares the crap out of me - the idea of you reproducing.

Good luck on the Wordpress, though. :)

10:26 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Well, when is it going to happen? I want to see this new and improved drivel.

You should put that on your new blog. Now with 20% more drivel.

11:18 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Woo hoo! The new site will soon be unveiled. Now with less scary children.

1:13 AM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

Turbulence? I have a feeling we have fallen out of the sky .... watching hostess with the mostess for instructions on sliding down the bright yellow shute Hello ....? ..... Hello ....! .... Anyone still flying out there?

2:51 AM  
Blogger cherish said...

I like your new home. I received the pic of the kids in an email. I can not even imagine.

6:19 PM  
Blogger klank said...

the grave is for the smoking hot ;)

5:02 PM  
Blogger carly said...

it's so funny
http://www.lovebargaining.com

3:19 AM  

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