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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Just so you know...

...I have decided against any tanning of the nethers, although I will continue to tan. But I think I'm gonna cut down my visits by a third.

...My auto fill boxes are once again pristine, thanks to the fabulous Lynda.

...I am going to solve the post problem by simply making certain posts password protected when I move to Wordpress. That way I don't have to move anything.

...I have determined that I will have to categorize every single posts. I already have, on the new site, certain categories anyway.

...I think I have sent a fantasy football invite to everyone who asked for one. If you have not received one, or you missed the first call, please let me know. Again, it is a free auto-draft league.

...I have ultimately decided against a chat box for now. I think I have enough to keep up with at the moment.

...I have, sadly, resigned myself to the fact the my bluetooth earpiece is gone. I can only assume that either aliens or the government are involved. Or both.

My target date for the big move to Wordpress, new template, and new domain is Friday August 11.

Once again, I would like to thank everyone for chiming in with their assistance and opinions. I love you all, in a very chaste and innocent way.


Blogger grainne said...

I had to check with the soon2b mr grainne on this whole tanning thing. I personally prefer the white chick look living here in's makes a statement....I DON'T WANT SKIN CANCER and have no intention of looking old and wrinkled before my time.

However the soon2b mr grainne tans and your post made me wonder....naked Eddie + tanning bed? Is that why he has that nice all over glow? So I asked him and he advises you look into the tan thru bathing suits - it's like a 6spf but I swear you would take one look at his backside never know and his front is nicely tanned as well. Something you might want to consider instead of letting it all risk burning. Oh he also mentioned there is a more expensive tanning bed that doesn't use UV and actually doesn't burn...followed up with a honey you should try it...~L~ pure insanity...I work in the yard enough for my dose of sunlight - I am not paying anyone to bake me!

5:47 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

So you're going to be wearing "natural" white briefs/shorts for the rest of your tanning life??
BTW, will you keep the same url address, or will the "old" site redirect us automatically?

5:55 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Chaste and Innocent... are not words that spring to mind when thinking of you... for some reason ;-)

The earpiece is NOT gone! You are just a typical male who is not able to SEARCH... * sigh *

6:05 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Grainne--Wow. Pour honey on myself? Tan thru bathing suits? who are you people? LOL

CS--For your (too much) information, my briefs are usually red or black :)

Dutchy--I have looked EVERYWHERE (I am whining now, so you have to imagine that). I can't FIND IT. HELP MEeeee.....

7:10 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Gawd. Do I need to come down there and help you look for your bluetooth piece? My advice is to look for something else you lost. Then you will find it.

Glad your auto fill boxes are pristine. I guess for once it pays to be a nerd/geek.

Good luck with the big move!

7:48 AM  
Blogger grainne said...

I am about to get killed here at home...was informed wake me up again for a stupid question and I take back the ring...~LOL~ all this time thought he was being daring and nude in the tanning salon when he wasn't! I think that is deceptive but he tells me I have a choice...cottage cheese white ass or a bit of being deceptive...~LOL~ and he tells me "NOT a metrosexual". MEN!!

The honey thing...~snorts~ was his lame attempt at trying to get ME to go along with him for the self inflicted skin damage. Not pouring honey on anyone without rubber sheets and plenty of time to burn off the excess calories....anyways chocolate sauce or caramel sauce is easier to deal with and I like it better than honey....~L~ Wonder if I woke him up now would he complain ??

9:02 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Wise decisions...all.

9:47 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lynda--Could you come down and help me look? That would be GREAT. When can I expect you?

Mike--Thank, you Obi-Wan...

Grainne--Go with the non fat whipped cream. It's better for you!

"Cottage cheese white ass" has got me thinking about doing it again. I better check out that web site...

10:00 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I am with all the women who said you are just a normal man who can't find anything on his own. I am the "finder" in our house and I just know all the weird places to look. You have to think weird places. Places you would never think it would be. Behind the dresser, in your dresser drawer(s), under appliances, etc., etc. If you haven't found it by the time I come down in October, I will help you look for it. *sigh*

I will help you with the move if you want, Fab. Just say the word.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

I'll look forward to the move. Will you be having a blog warming party?

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Monique said...

Good luck on categorizing old posts -- I had every intention of doing so, but eh, it's kind of tedious and boring.

At my tanning salon I alternate between the level 4 and level 5 beds, maybe one session every 5 days or so. It builds a nice tan, without burning. The Level 4 bed is the Velocity 918HP; It took me about 3 sessions to stop feeling like I was going to have a panic attack in it! But damn it works well.

5:18 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--The only things you are good at finding, sis, are things that fall into the toilet LOL

Suze--Of course! You'll be there, right?

Monique--Those must be those turbo beds they talk about...

6:16 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

The solution to finding your bluetooth headset is to buy another one. You'll find the old one within minutes.

Don't feel pressured to push the new site open. You have plenty of time and putting a new site out is a lot of detail oriented work. You'll have people visiting regardless.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Libragirl said...

I am just moving my links to wordpress. My goal is November (which I think I told you) since that is when I am paid up to on stupid blog-city

Did you look in the fridge for your bluetooth. I know it's there

9:50 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

It's not the government who has the bluetooth thingy.. They are too busy over here conspiring against my hubby.
Wait your turn;)

1:22 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Good choice Mr. Fab...stop looking and you'll find it, that's just the way it is :)

3:28 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Karl--You know for as small and as expensive as those things are, you would think there would be some kind of link where you could press a button on your phone and the damn thing would make a noise...

LibraGirl--Yay, we will be Wordpress buddies!

Sandi--I forgot about that :)

Lorraine--No, I am afraid it is gone for good...

6:27 AM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

Congrats on getting the WordPress man ^_^.

9:26 AM  

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