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Monday, August 07, 2006

One brain, over easy...

Things I was thinking about while I was in the tanning bed just a few minutes ago:

1. "Art, commerce, art, commerce, art, commerce..."
2. "I wonder what happened to the mirror in here."
3. "Why is Autumn never working when I come in? I like Autumn"
4. "I can't forget I am meeting Janette for lunch today at Pomodoro.
5. "It sucks that there is a Starbucks next door. I miss my Frappacino's."
6. "I will never have the guts to walk into the nail salon next door."
7. "I need to go to Publix today to replace the Coke Zero of Mrs. Fab's that I am drinking today." (sorry baby)
8. "I need to write my resume today."
9. "I could just update it if I could find the old one. It's probably where my earpiece is."
10. "I wonder if I took off my eye protection, I would absorb the ultraviolet light and develop cool superpowers like Cyclops."

40 Comments:

Blogger MsDemmie said...

Yeah I am first , rather than last today !

Wanders off thinking about Mr Fabulous with X-Ray eyes .......

11:46 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

Mmmmmm. Frappacino.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

So many questions...so little time.

12:04 PM  
Blogger kristi said...

It is amazing how your mind will bounce from subject to subject while you are doing something. I had an MRI in May and boy oh boy the things I thought about while in there, I have a CAT scan in 2 weeks I will have to remember all of my thoughts while in there!!!

So Mrs. Fab is a Coke Zero-a-holic so is Mr. Chaos over here. He is leaving for sea soon and he had to stock up on the crap to take it with him........

12:41 PM  
Blogger Serra said...

You've been into my meds for my back, haven't you?

12:42 PM  
Blogger Itchy said...

Usually I lay there wondering where they've installed the peep hole to see all the nekkids going on in there...

12:58 PM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Lunch time!! Did you remember you had to meet Janette??

I will take a frappacino! yummmie!!

1:08 PM  
Blogger michele said...

No guts to walk into a nail
salon? I thought you were
the ultimate metrosexual man.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

Now, did you solve the dinkle problem during tanning? ;)

1:58 PM  
Anonymous ficklechick said...

Maybe you should try listening to music. ;)

2:00 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

So that means you weren't thinking of ANY OF US when you were enjoying yourself? * snort *

2:24 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I think the tanning bed is frying your brain. I'm just saying.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Big Ben said...

If you took off you shades you will probably just burn your corneas. You you wear a thong in there?

3:35 PM  
Blogger Christie said...

ooh super powers via tanning booth.
that'd be cool

3:45 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Hate to be the one to tell you but, a tanning bed is just one step above a nail salon. So go for a pedicure! But be sure to ask for the UV top coat...or your polish will yellow.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

MsDemmie--Does it do anything for you? :)

Amber--Aren't they just the best?

Pud--So little time? What have you heard? Am I dying?

Kristi--I want an MRI and a CAT scan. I never get to do anything cool!

Serra--Yes. And I will be back for more.

Itchy--Hey, my policy is, if they want to look, I say enjoy the show!

Beady--I did! And it was great. I will tell her you said hi!

Michele--I think I am changing...

Suze--Yes, it shall remain pristine and lilly white :)

Ficklechick--They DO have stereos and headphones. You could be right...

Dutchy--Well, obviously, I can't reveal *everything*

Shelli--Luckily I have such an extra large one! Brain, I mean.

Ben--No, but the thought of me wearing a thong in there makes you tingle, doesn't it? :)

Christie--Thanks for popping in! It WOULD be cool. Hey, you do it too, and we can form our own superhero group!

Kari--No one touches my toes! No one! I am too ticklish!

4:01 PM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

the last one cracked me up!! That's how my hubby would think...must be a man thing!

4:23 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

develop cool superpowers like Cyclops... that would KICK ASS!

4:39 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

I so read number seven wrong.

5:06 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

I love that you don't waste a minute of your life. Even while lolling in the tanning bed you're thinking only the deepest of thoughts! :)

5:56 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

that's funny - I tanned nearly nekkid, so the only thought running through my head when I used a tanning bed was, "There better not be any damn cameras in this place." lol

6:35 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Flip Flop--Of course it's a guy thing. Women make lousy superheroes *ducks*

Goldennib--I am trying to decipher what you might have read it as...

Dixie--You know me, the consumate multitasker!

Webmiztris--I am aware you tan nearly nekkid. I have high quality black and white photographs. Very artistic...

Jen--If only!

7:06 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

That would be cool, getting supper powers from a tanning booth. I'd probably get the power of smelling like cooked roast. I guess I would be the dogs hero...

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

Get some brass ones and go to the nail salon! You go to the tanning bed already. I'm sure they won't be surprised to see you.

7:17 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

my best friend always got in w/o eye goggles...she just turned 50 and she has had both eyes operated on for cataracts and I really do believe the tanning bed did some damage to her eyes. I always turn the music up full blast when I get in..

7:55 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Remove the L and sound it out.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Cinderella said...

LOL~!!! Youre mind goes a mile a minute, too funny!

8:20 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

It always amuses me how my mind jumps around from one thought to the next.

What are you doing in a tanning bed Mr Fab? I used to go. Now I have to go again tomorrow to have more biopises and one is on my face. I came close to leaving my son once already Mr Fab. It just ain't worth it!

Sorry for the lecture but I don't want anyone else to end up like me!

8:56 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

I think X-Ray eyes might be quite good fun .........

9:26 PM  
Blogger Battlerocker said...

Good luck with the resume. Enjoy your tan.

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Steph said...

It's interesting how many things can come across your mind when you are free.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Geek--Are you getting enough oxygen, my friend :)

MsDemmie--You would need to wear lead underwear...

Eric--When you come down we can go together...

Mimi--I know. I know. It's not good. I think I need an intervention.

Battlerocker--Thank you, my friend!

Cinderella--It's not easy being me :)

Goldennib--LMAO

Catch--I am gonna do the music next time!

9:56 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

'Shine good.

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Eric T. said...

I'll take you but I'm not holding your hand.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Geek--Share shine.

Eric--Hold THIS, big boy!

10:32 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

What a list - did you take notes?

11:42 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Don't take off the googles. You will just go blind, and then you might pick up the wrong kind of Coke for Mrs. Fab.

Think of the disaster!

11:51 PM  
Blogger Belinda said...

I seriously cannot think about you lying in a TANNING BED. Because it totally ruins my image of you as a SMART PERSON.

So I will change the subject. Go and find me this past Friday's copy of The St. Petersburg Times. I WANTS TO HAVE IT. Have I ever asked you for anything? I won't even say "I told you so" when you're scraping off melanoma.

2:43 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Fantastagirl--It was allll up in my head!

Lynda--That would be bad. I would have to come live with you guys and then we would be up every night playing World of Warcraft until we all lapsed into a coma.

Belinda--Hmm...let me see what I can do...

4:25 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Fabulous thoughts...want some of my meds?
ps You could be a Sing-O-Gram performer. You're an entertainer with a great voice. Think of the possibilities...
I can help with your resume as well :)

4:55 AM  

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