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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The spiritual side of Mr. Fabulous (part 1)

God often speaks to me, but more often than not it is only about gum.

43 Comments:

Blogger Shelli said...

Well, at least he speaks to you!

10:52 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Gum!?

11:24 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

There's going to be a Part 2?

What does He have to say about gum?

11:26 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

She speaks to you? Darn it - why not me?

12:05 AM  
Blogger Plunky said...

Were your ears ringing this weekend? We were talking about you...all good things, of course;-)

12:14 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Sugar free?...if it's the bubble gum type I know you just buy that for the 'lil comic strips.

12:48 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--SHE. SHE speaks to me.

Lynda--No thanks, I have plenty.

Erin--She is in favor of it.

Fantastagirl--She wants you to know She is really busy, but she has meaning to get to you.

Deb--Who was talking about me? You know very well that if you want to start a fan club chapter you have to cough up the fees :)

Mike--The Lord is actually pretty tired of Bazooka Joe. She is considering smiting him.

1:30 AM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Well....I hope it's Trident, cuz that's at least good for your teeth!

3:46 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

You can use the chewed out gum to make a nice footbed in your wooden shoes... or so I've heard... ;-)

4:30 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Mr. Fab, The Lord could have been talking about the alveolar portion of your jaw...

5:38 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Flip Flop Mama--The Lord was not specific. But she DOES prefer sugarless.

Dutchy--I prefer to line the shoes with shaved lemur fur. Very comfortable...

Lorraine--Don't you cuss on this here blog. You're better than that! :)

6:11 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

God is so into gum right now because she recently gave up smoking cigars.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

I THOUGHT I was the only one she was talking to, oh wait that was the ghost of Marilyn Monroe...

7:57 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Does he speak to you from a burning bush?

8:03 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

what kind of gum did he say to buy?

8:34 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Fab, he just wants you to chew some once in a while. He's too polite to tell you that you have funky breath, OK?

9:39 AM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

LOL!
Gum? I suppose that's possible. But more importantly, WHAT does He say to you about gum?

Is that part two? The suspense is killing me Mr. Fab! WHAT is He saying to you about gum? Was this a message for you to spread? Or was He speaking only to you personally?

Should we be chewing gum? ;-)

3T

9:56 AM  
Blogger maidink said...

That's it? That's it???

Divine inspiration is narrowed down to a confectionery?

10:52 AM  
Blogger Andrea said...

Spearmint or Peppermint?

it's relevant...............

10:54 AM  
Blogger michele said...

What type of gum does God
santion for his flock to chew?

11:33 AM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

did He tell you that dentyne fire was better then the ice shit?

1:51 PM  
Blogger Cheeky said...

So has he told you which flavor lasts longer than 5 secs??? If so, please share....

1:53 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

uhhhmmmmm does your wife know it says "single" on your my space profile LOL

1:57 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

Have you ever considered therapy as an option? Just a thought. LOL

2:25 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Goldennib--That is the kind of information I should have known...

Sandi--The ghost of MM talks to you? She didn't mention me, did she?

Pud--Are you suggeting that Mes. Fab has vaginal itching?

Katt--The Lord was noncommital...

Megan--That is a dirty dirty lie!

3T--Don't panic. The Lord and I were chatting :)

Maidink--Confectionary? Alwasy have to be the smart one, dontcha? :)

Andrea--Always wintergreen, my child...

Michele--Sheep don't chew gum. You are thinking of aarvarks.

Blue--Ice is preferable..

Cheeky--In your case, the Lord has suggested gummi worms, not gum

Blue--Hey, you are right LOL. I never accessed that page. I fixed it (party pooper!)

2:29 PM  
Blogger Katherine said...

Well for the love of god, what kind of gum does he like??

2:54 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

Eagerly awaits part two ......

2:56 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

gum?

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Neil said...

Are you sure you didn't mishear him and He was talking about "gums" and that you should floss?

5:01 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Katherine--I am sorry, I am afaid your security clearance isn't high enough...

MsDemmie--Coming up tomorrow...

Catch--Why not gum? You're a lifesaver person, aren't you?

Neil--The Lord was quite specific on the subject.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Suze--All the time, honey, all the time LOL

5:30 PM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

Gum? You sure he doesn't say Guam?

6:17 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

Wintergreen...ah my CANADIAN mistake.....thank you for the protection offer, I am grateful.........

6:21 PM  
Blogger Meredith said...

Gum, eh? Are you sure you didn't just cut God off and she really was talking about gummi candy? Cuz that i can get on board with.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Md'er--Not unless she was talking about chewing some Guam...

Andrea--Think nothing of it. You are now officially a FOF (Friend of Fab).

Meredith--I am going to pretend you didn't say that...

7:23 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I bet he likes big league chew..

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

Perhaps you should speak to Him about Tony Danza's sticky fingers.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

Look ... over there ... I can se the men in white coats coming for you now!

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Luin said...

I thought he only had deep conversations about gum with me! That fucker!

10:08 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

You know She speaks to me too... usually to remind me not to pick my nose.

10:12 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jen--She has no opinion on Big League Chew.

Shannon--TD has sticky fingers? Why? Does he eat pie with his hands?

Pamela--I need some quiet time for sure. Maybe in Australia...

Luin--I am sorry you had to find out this way...

10:20 PM  
Blogger Pamela J Weatherill said...

But is Australia ready for YOU Mango Boy? *ROTFLMAO*

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Janet (fondofsnape@gmail.com) said...

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMG how funny and timely!

2:09 PM  

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