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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The spiritual side of Mr. Fabulous (part 2)

I have a Get Out of Hell Free card. Which means that when the end times come, and many of you are being consumed by flaming goats and being terrorized by game show hosts, I will be all like "Ha ha, so long suckers!"

It's a feather in my cap.


Blogger Shelli said...

Take me with you? It's the least you could do for your favorite sister. I won't tell Megan and Pup.

10:56 PM  
Blogger Geek said...

Flaming Goats???

11:00 PM  
Blogger Vikki said...

first of all, i just want to say i love the title of your blog and you headline! i need to think of something more creative for mine, i'm waiting for inspiration to kick me.

anyway, i'd hold on to that Get Out of Hell Free Card. I mean, come on, if something like that works so well in Monopoly, imagine the wonders it could do in real life!

11:09 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Funny, I got the other Get Out of Hell Free card.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

who the hell did you have to suck and Fu*k to get that!!!

11:23 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Well...keep that card away from the flaming goats...just saying.

12:00 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Blogmad hit - goat cheese!

12:02 AM  
Blogger Cheeky said...

Have you checked your wallet lately?? Are you sure its still there? Are you sure its a legitimate card and not a forgery????

12:54 AM  
Blogger Belinda said...

You're gonna feel bad when you find out that card is only good for the "Afterlife Monopoly" board-game.

Dude, email me. I got news.

2:52 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

Does the card say WHERE you will go once you use the GetOutOfHell Free Card? You might think WE are worse off... I am not so sure... Who gave the card to you in the first place? Think about that!

3:34 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

But you'll be soooo lonely...

3:43 AM  
Blogger Junebugg said...


Flaming Goats, are they pink and wear high heels or what?

3:44 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Shelli--I only have one card sis. Sorry. Wear light clothing :)

Geek--Well, yeah. It's in the Bible somewhere. I think.

Vikki--Hey, thanks for coming by! I may end up selling it, actually. I LIKE game show hosts.

Lynda--Somehow, subtly, you manage to top me :)

Blue--Hey, I do whatever it takes. I'm a whore for salvation!

Mike--That is true. They will eat anything.

Shirley--My favorite! Not!

Cheeky--The baby Jesus wouldn't do that to me, would he?

Belinda--There are board games in the afterlife? Now I'm REALLY looking forward to it!

Dutchy--Well YOU'LL be fine, my dear. The way I hear it, Holland is the first stop to the Underworld :)

Lorraine--Nope. Like you, my friend, I have little use for humans :)

June Bugg--Thanks for cruising! However, that is SO stereotypical! Tsk!

4:26 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

I hope that card is fire proof, because you have to go to hell first to use it and as you whip it out of your pocket, poof, up in flames. Then your screwed, so to speak.

6:30 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Too bad I'm already in hell.

That card would have came in handy for me years ago though.

6:52 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Goldennib--Two words, my friend: Asbestos Lamination :)

Pud--I am sure there will be other opportunities LOL

6:54 AM  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Oh, great. Now I have an image of Bob Barker and a goat in drag bidding against me in the Showcase Showdown.

8:13 AM  
Blogger kattbanjo said...

I have a get out of jail free card, wanna trade?

8:33 AM  
Blogger Maritza said...

If you get out of Hell, where do lemur loving folks go?

8:37 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Blogarita--Well for goodness sake, don't go over!

Katt--Now darlin', you know you're going to heaven. You won't need one!

M--Hey, when the Apocalypse hits, it's every man and lemur for himself!

8:51 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

Personally, I don't want a Get Out of Hell Free card. I'm going, period. Because, as Billy Joel said, the sinners are much more fun.

Anyone wants to find me, I'll be in the smoking section. Which I guess is pretty much the whole place.

9:36 AM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

You bet Ya we are!!! woo - ha - ha - ha * satanic laughter *

Bad is good! ;-)

10:03 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Fab i have one too,because
i'm a good girl and me and
the Lord see eye to eye. I
didn't know you were coming.

He ususally lets me know
who's going to hell.

I'm going to have to personally
check your status.
It may be an error,i'll let
you know.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

lucky bastard

12:39 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Pfft! I feel so betrayed and abandoned. Wait! You have to take all of your fans with you Mr. Fab. Who will you entertain in heaven without us who truly loved and followed you.

I'm just sayin....


12:41 PM  
Blogger zhadi said...

It's not spiritual to gloat over your good fortune while your friends and family are being devoured by flaming goats.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you loose your get out of hell free card, just chew that same gum Snoop Dog does. Got him out of hell and into heaven;)But I think you gotta keep take the goat with you.

I hope you seen that commercial so you know what I am talking about. LOL!

1:27 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

I've noticed a HUGE female fan base here....perhaps it's due to your one on one's with god????


1:32 PM  
Blogger gunngirl said...

Well, I don't plan on being "Left Below" as they put it on the Simpsons. I hope I'm looking 'down' on all the chaos and destruction.

But just in case *slides a $100 bill across table to Mr. Fab* You got an extra one for me?

1:50 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Where dy'a score that bad boy???

I've been MIA due to bdays, and parties and illnesses!!

Whats up??? :)

3:32 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

I live there all the time, what's the problem. :)

3:47 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

Ah but do you have the insurance policy to go with it ?

4:16 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Megan--Oh yeah...I forgot Billy was gonna be there...

Dutchy--Oh please girl, you're going upstairs!

Michele--Oh, now don't tell me that! I will NOT be condemned to hell because of a clerical error!

Jen--Jealous? :)

3T--I don't think there is any doubt you will be going to heaven, my friend!

Zhadi--I don't need to be spiritual. I got the card, baby!

Mimi--Me and Snoop Dog, eh? Oh, and you of course :)

Andrea--I have no idea why the ladies come here. I assume they think I am gay :)

Rebecca--Hey girl! Well, the big news is I was dooced, but other than that not much going on LOL

GunnGirl--You're money is no good here. All serious Buffy fans get a pass ;)

Suze--You do? What's it like? :)

MsDemmie--Crap. I KNEW there was something I forgot...

7:13 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Still trying to confirm your
status,"Doubting Thomas"is in
charge of new arrivals.

He is so negative,he thinks
everybody is going to hell.

7:44 PM  
Blogger Jetting Through Life said...

Hey you!! How have you been?


8:42 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

*Beware the flaming goats*
Glad I won't be here for that..

8:45 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

your loss. you know if there's really a Hell, that's where all the cool people are going to be. ;)

9:09 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I already got one of those. Not so cool. I'm going to miss all my friends!!

9:16 PM  
Blogger apositivepessimist said...

better a feather in yer cap than a feather up yer...

then again maybe not depends if the feather is attached to the rest of the chook.

10:32 PM  
Blogger Scarlett said...

What did you have to do to get that card? Hmmm?

11:48 PM  
Blogger karaoke queen said...

Hmm, I think I need to get one of those. I've been a busy girl lately!!!

10:13 AM  

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