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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The spiritual side of Mr. Fabulous (part 3)

It's not common knowledge, but when I die, I am gonna be tapped for halo distribution in Heaven. So if you want a good one (not one of those refurbished deals) you might want to start being nice to me now.

I'm just saying.

33 Comments:

Blogger Lorraine said...

No halo for me! I like my hair to flow in the breeze. There will be a breeze, right?

4:47 AM  
Blogger Libragirl said...

You are my favorite person in the whole world besides my mom, dad, brother, sister, sister in law, newphews niece, aunts, uncles, cousins, Shelli and most of my friends at work....you are in the top 50 of my favorite person

or maybe top 1200 (will that get me a new halo)

5:32 AM  
Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Well, thanks for the offer but since I'm Jewish and Jews don't believe in Heaven then I don't need one. Which probalby means I don't need to be nice to you, either. But I will anyway, ya' know, just for shits and giggles.

6:42 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Do you take bribes, I mean gifts?

6:47 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Lorraine--There is always a breeze. Your tresses shall flow freely...

Libragirl--Put me ahead of Shelli and we'll talk :)

Blair--Well in your case, hon, it's a moot point whether or not there is a HEAVEN...

Goldennib--I take both. In abundance :)

6:54 AM  
Blogger Just-Me-Jen said...

Can I have a purple one?

6:54 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Would giving you insincere compliments put me in good for a top of the line halo?

7:02 AM  
Blogger marty said...

Do you have connections?

7:05 AM  
Blogger CanadianSwiss said...

Will you have glamourous halos??

7:18 AM  
Blogger Violet said...

How did you get this job? Did you get a memo or something asking you to accept? Do you need an assistant? Because, I think I'm available....

7:47 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I thought I was in Libragirl's top 50. *sigh*

You know, that halo distribution gig is pretty sweet. I heard that you had to be up there for a while.

Are you sure you aren't going to be MAKING the halos?

7:57 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Jen--Purple? Isn't it enough you are getting one in the first place?

Pud--You will have to do a little better than that!

Marty--I'm hooked up pretty good :)

CS-For you my friend, only the very best and most glamorous will do!

Violet--Perhaps...go ahead and fax me your application.

Lynda-Manual labor? I don't do manual labor...

8:05 AM  
Blogger Squid Vicious said...

When I die...uh, nevermind. I'll save it for my blog...

9:03 AM  
Blogger Finn said...

You know He's only going to let you do that to keep you out of trouble, don't you?

If anyone wants one of the "special" halos, come see me. I know people. ;)

9:33 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

You know I deserve one. A good shiny one. I am the angelic sister, your favorite, remember? I put all that nice stuff about you on my blog yesterday. Remember? How you are a God and we all worship you?

9:54 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Hey I am catching up after being away!

No way will I show my big ass panties its all just too depressing. Lets just not wear any ok?

I have always been nice to you despite what people may say LOL

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Kyle Korleski said...

I am probably going to burn in hell.

11:02 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Hey i was tapped to be in
charge of halo distribution.
I haven't heard anything
about my demotion.

What's going on?

11:03 AM  
Blogger Geek said...

Thank you, but I have mine already. Its my reward for putting up with Tense.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Squid--Don't you mean IF you die?

Megan--"Special Halos"? Hey, if the baby Jesus finds out you are trafficking in black market halos he'll throw BOTH our butts out of here.

Shelli--Gee, sis, isn't pride one of the seven deadly sins? :)

Mel--I agree! Let's just go commando~

Kyle--Let's see...Karl, Karen, Kate, Kyle...yep. It's confirmed.

Michele--I'm in, you're out. I'm sorry, I thought someone had already told you. Well, this is awkward...

Geek--I am soooo telling...

11:18 AM  
Blogger zhadi said...

I'm always nice to you. But I don't think i'd look good in a halo.

11:57 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

A halo
Is that all you get?

12:02 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

I want a nice platinum halo, maybe with some tasteful diamonds. And by tasteful I mean "between 1 and 5 carats, preferably princess cut." Please. Thanks.

12:14 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Zhadi--you would prefer something with a little more pizzaz, perhaps?

Jen--Um...no. It's all YOU get :)

Amber--But of course! I already have it picked out. Nothing but the best for you!

12:26 PM  
Anonymous 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

I would like a fashionable halo please Mr. Fabulous. Not trendy, but classic fashionable.

I want it to look nice, but not stand out. If I'm nice, can this be arranged? ;-)

3T

1:01 PM  
Blogger Tense Teacher said...

If I'm gonna post panties, I sure as hell better get a good halo.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

3T--Of couse! Classic and fashionable--just like you!

Tense--I've got your back, don't worry :)

5:38 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

Babe, I don't need one I'm going to Hell it's a lot more fun! Mwahahaha.

5:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Suze--You can't get into hell with those grey pubes LOL

10:46 PM  
Blogger MsDemmie said...

I have mine already ...... points to her ankles .......

3:31 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

MsDemmie--LOL what is it doing down there?

4:59 PM  
Blogger Just-Me-Jen said...

Well, yeah, I guess if I am getting one, it would be pushing my luck to ask for a specific color...
But if you happen to have any purple ones laying around, keep me in mind, will ya? :-)

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Glassy said...

Very optimistic perspectives for you, Mr. Fabulous! This job seems to fit you well!

3:02 PM  

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